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R I C H Apr 29th 2010 10:07 am

Re: Sheds.
 

Originally Posted by scottandsel (Post 8531695)
it seems to me rich you do have the ultimate shed - but is this the same shed that your stash of porn mags, kitchen roll and kettle are stored? if only horses could talk what a tale they might tell!

it always amazes me what men do in sheds, we had a big shed in uk at the bottom of the garden with a tv arial, insulated very cosy, full of tools too an oh never went in it! :blink:

What goes on in the shed, stays in the shed. Don't ask and no one will get hurt.

Cappuccino maker, vending machine, bathrooms and bar were located in the shed. It was a gentleman's haven. Porn could be supplied on request, or you could stroke the John Deere if your hands were clean.

dbd33 Apr 29th 2010 11:22 am

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Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 8531702)
What goes on in the shed, stays in the shed. Don't ask and no one will get hurt.

Cappuccino maker, vending machine, bathrooms and bar were located in the shed. It was a gentleman's haven. Porn could be supplied on request, or you could stroke the John Deere if your hands were clean.

No one, but no one, gets to stroke the John Deere that lives in one of my sheds.

R I C H Apr 29th 2010 11:31 am

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 8531868)
No one, but no one, gets to stroke the John Deere that lives in one of my sheds.

Such a machine deserves such reverence. I bow to the standards you live by, and hang my head in shame for permitting the sin of allowing calloused hands on my equipment.

dbd33 Apr 29th 2010 11:47 am

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Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 8531888)
Such a machine deserves such reverence. I bow to the standards you live by, and hang my head in shame for permitting the sin of allowing calloused hands on my equipment.

Let me not overstate my case (not that one would drive a Case). I have no objection to the willing leaning against, or indeed, reclining upon, the JD, though people doing so can hardly expect a prolonged experience.

macadian Apr 29th 2010 11:51 am

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 8531913)
Let me not overstate my case (not that one would drive a Case). I have no objection to the willing leaning against, or indeed, reclining upon, the JD, though people doing so can hardly expect a prolonged experience.

Premature ejaculation?:cool:

dbd33 Apr 29th 2010 11:57 am

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Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8531923)
Premature ejaculation?:cool:

I prefer to see it as overstimulation, inevitable in the presence of all that JD green. If one wants a long night, one should drape oneself over a Kubota.

dthomas Apr 29th 2010 4:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 8531555)
I have 2 sheds.

Novo "Two-Sheds" Castrian



How much for one? W/O shipping?

iaink Apr 30th 2010 1:08 am

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Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 8531690)
Can I ask how much the pad cost to do ?

We were getting some concrete for other things too, but it was about $300 for the minimum load of concrete, and about $200 for the gravel, plus about half a day of my time digging the hole, preparing the form etc.

Due to the quanitities though I did the pad for the future shed, plus two more for a couple of sets of steps to the outside.

Biggest problem really is the minimum quantities, its worth calling around the different providers, and maybe seeing if neighbours want to do something similar... either that or build multiple sheds:thumbsup: (10x10 is a big as I can build locally without needing planning permission, permits etc)

dbd33 Apr 30th 2010 1:10 am

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I fear that this a thread on which we betray our ethnic origins. What we think of as a "potting shed", or simply a place to store the lawnmower, is apparently described in Canada as a "Separate Yoga Studio":

http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetail...ertyId=9417874

Atlantic Xpat Apr 30th 2010 1:17 am

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A kinda-shed-related cautionary tale for you.....

Our neighbours were getting rid of a greenhouse. Said green house was a plastic/aluminium affair a little past it's best but structural ok. It was screwed to a frame of 2x4's which were then anchored into the ground with metal stakes. We offered to take it off their hands and moved in one piece using the quad and a trailer as per the pic.

I created a pad from leftover crushed stone from a drain we'd put in, with the crushed stone heaped around and over the wooden frame. The metal stakes were driven into the ground as best we could considering it's a pretty rocky spot. After a little effort, our greenhouse stood proudly next to the shed/garage and we looked forward to using it this spring.

Then we had the first autumn gale. Which resulted in the greenhouse in pieces, some 40ft behind the shed where it landed after taking off.

So the moral of the story is: 'if you live in a windy place, make sure your shed/greenhouse is well anchored!'. Our next greenhouse will be concreted in place.;)

Alberta_Rose Apr 30th 2010 4:14 pm

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A curious thing happened to me recently in a shed when I was back visiting in the UK.

I went for a walk with my dad in Clapham Woods (famous locally for ley-lines and strange occurrences http://www.freewebs.com/faeden/claphamwoodoccult.htm) and we came across some charcoal-burners. Now the head honcho has a shed right there in the woods next to the charcoal burners so he can make sure he doesn't burn the woods down overnight etc ...

So this guy says to me: Would you like to see inside my shed?
Had my 87 yr old dad not been with me as chaparone, I might have declined, but I meekly followed him into the shed and it was much as you've all descibed. Even had the pot-bellied stove, a small table and a bench-type bed. A few pots and pans hung from the roof, and sundry tools were ranged about. Most of the floor-space was otherwise taken up by an old but serviceable bicycle.

Then the charcoal-burner says: Watch this!
And picking up two bent wires, dowsing rods apparently, he sidles past the bike and the wires cross and uncross. Then, turning, he comes back towards us and they go again.
He says this "line" runs right through his shed, and into the woods on either side in a straight line. He doesn't think it's a stream as it's too linear, and therefore "it must be a ley line".

I've always been sceptical of dowsing, but asked if I could try. It worked for me too! Most odd feeling. Then my dad had to have a go and same thing happened, and he was even more sceptical than I.


There ... that's my shed story. It was a good shed though! :rofl:

Simon Legree Apr 30th 2010 4:23 pm

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Originally Posted by Alberta_Rose (Post 8534361)
A curious thing happened to me recently in a shed when I was back visiting in the UK.

I went for a walk with my dad in Clapham Woods (famous locally for ley-lines and strange occurrences http://www.freewebs.com/faeden/claphamwoodoccult.htm) and we came across some charcoal-burners. Now the head honcho has a shed right there in the woods next to the charcoal burners so he can make sure he doesn't burn the woods down overnight etc ...

So this guy says to me: Would you like to see inside my shed?
Had my 87 yr old dad not been with me as chaparone, I might have declined, but I meekly followed him into the shed and it was much as you've all descibed. Even had the pot-bellied stove, a small table and a bench-type bed. A few pots and pans hung from the roof, and sundry tools were ranged about. Most of the floor-space was otherwise taken up by an old but serviceable bicycle.

Then the charcoal-burner says: Watch this!
And picking up two bent wires, dousing rods apparently, he sidles past the bike and the wires cross and uncross. Then, turning, he comes back towards us and they go again.
He says this "line" runs right through his shed, and into the woods on either side in a straight line. He doesn't think it's a stream as it's too linear, and therefore "it must be a ley line".

I've always been sceptical of dousing, but asked if I could try. It worked for me too! Most odd feeling. Then my dad had to have a go and same thing happened, and he was even more sceptical than I.


There ... that's my shed story. It was a good shed though! :rofl:

It certainly sheds some light on the mysterious art of dousing ! ;)

Oink Apr 30th 2010 4:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Alberta_Rose (Post 8534361)

There ... that's my shed story. It was a good shed though! :rofl:

It was, but would have been better with pictures.

Alberta_Rose May 1st 2010 6:30 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 8534370)
It was, but would have been better with pictures.

Didn't have a camera with me .... will this do?

http://apgaylard.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/0131.png

Oh, did you mean of the shed? :unsure: It was a little like this, but without the outhouse .... or the thatch ... I think it had a tin roof, but don't really remember noticing. ;)

Alberta_Rose May 1st 2010 6:46 am

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"Can Your Shed be Shed of the Year"?

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/

:eek::rofl:


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