What is Will saying to Kate in this photo?

"Clap louder. I need to let rip."

"See, I told you you'd not regret doing that Advanced Clapping and Gurning module at St. Andrew's University."


(My god, she looks so THIN!)

"I'm telling you it's this big." "No honey, it's this small."

Keep smiling, only six more days then we can head for some place decent.

my first though too!

Does it look like the photo's been doctored?

Doctored or not you cannot deny she is painfully thin, almost anorexic.

She's just a workout freak like my sister. No doubt why she wants to visit California, to be among her people.

Later, I'm going to simulate that helicopter landing on you honey.

Check your Personal Messages Dude!

"clap and smile love, clap and smile for the retards"

"Just keep clapping and hopefully no-one will realize you just gave me head backstage."

"You know when they mentioned Edward VIII on the way in I was hoping there wouldn't be any Nazi overtones, but looking at the colour of the curtains now I'm not so sure."

"Katey can I have an ice cream when we get home?" "Behave."

"Skid row.....Catherine am tapping that tonight, skid skid"