Oh yes I forgot about the books. I don't get that either. Even if I wanted an Italian Skinny book I wouldn't buy hers and wouldn't get it signed by her either.

She's ugly tho - that's what makes it funnier. Sometimes she does her hair and she looks like she has a wig on. I've never seen a hairline quite like it!

Whenever I look up from my computer one of them seems to be dabbing delicately at their eyes with the corner of a tissue.

I thought eye shadow/liner was supposed to be smudge proof these days.

If they're just being posh, do they drink tea with their pinky sticking out?