British Expats - Random stuff - the anything else thread

A combination of looking at potential trips to Mexico and watching Ozark on Netflix gave me a dream last night.

I was money laundering for some gang and I'd fallen out with them, needing to raise lots of cash to save my skin.

It involved claiming lots of refunds from Amazon but the refunds were in chosen currencies. The major difficulty was that the currencies had to "make sense" with the associated purchases.

It was immensely complicated, I had to almost complete the refund claims before I could see what currencies were available and sometimes I'd have to start again if the choice wasn't a good one. :rofl:

Oakvillian

Oct 6th 2017 1:55 am

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 12353532)

OK I will bite..

Collar
Yoke
Cuffs
Sleeves
Right front
Back
Left front

Nearly right. At least, unlike these other heathens, you do the cuffs before the rest of the sleeve. But you really need to buck your ideas up, Sunshine, if you think it's acceptable to iron either side of the front before you've done the back! What on earth are you thinking?

;)

Partially discharged

Oct 6th 2017 1:58 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 12355016)

Either stay off the jazz cigarettes or call Saul Goodman and he can set up a money laundering scheme for you to live out this fantasy. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

DandNHill

Oct 6th 2017 2:14 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 12355016)

Wow Bristol. Too much caffeine at night doesn't suit you!

I used to regularly dream I had killed my ex mother in law and hidden her body under the bed. I never knew how to dispose of the body... that dream came back time and time again during my marriage. Thank goodness my ex and I divorced or I might have dreamt up the perfect method and done it for real! ðŸ˜±

BristolUK

Oct 6th 2017 2:30 am

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Originally Posted by DandNHill (Post 12355052)

I used to regularly dream I had killed my ex mother in law and hidden her body under the bed. I never knew how to dispose of the body...

But you strike me as a planner. :lol:

Paul_Shepherd

Oct 6th 2017 3:52 am

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Originally Posted by Partially discharged (Post 12354483)

When I think of Peterborough Ontario high end fashion doesn't come to mind.

The thing that baffles me, it that there are a few high end clothing retailers in the downtown core, they market some really high quality clothes, and Ive never seen anyone wearing the stuff! Its even strongly marketed on local radio too! Its one of lifes real mysteries of how they stay in business! :confused:

scrubbedexpat091

Oct 6th 2017 5:03 am

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No. We have been in Vancouver since Feb.

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Originally Posted by Shard (Post 12354818)

Nice! Are you still in the Wack?

Shard

Oct 6th 2017 6:12 am

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Originally Posted by Jsmth321 (Post 12355208)

No. We have been in Vancouver since Feb.

Time flies!

Siouxie

Oct 6th 2017 8:26 am

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Originally Posted by Jsmth321 (Post 12354770)

We are moving. At least it's a short move, same building just upstairs. 650sq feet instead of 450sq feet, and a bedroom. :thumbup:

:thumbsup:

DandNHill

Oct 6th 2017 9:24 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 12355069)

But you strike me as a planner. :lol:

I am a planner which is probably why it was so difficult to figure out what to do with the body. I had vivid dreams at times where I would try to work out if I could get her out from under the bed and put her in a suitcase to get her out of the house. I even put her in the freezer several times as I didn't want the house to smell!

...I am so relieved I don't have those dreams anymore! lol:amen:

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