I told you I was trying.

Good girl

Well have you been reported yet?

Dunno, how can you tell? I do wish there was a negative karma button, then I'd make it my aim for the tool tip on the karma things to say "Alan2005 is a right bastard"

Actually, that's pretty self indulgent... hmm, hoisted as they say

Oh dear I think you're going to 'hate' me even more...................................

I've been told off a couple of times if that counts

I thought you got spanked as well

I'm amazed that I'm almost 1500 posts in and have yet to be reprimanded, perhaps I should up my efforts

You've been edited though haven't you?




btw love the status.

Can't remember.........which status, I've just changed it

not that one

I got told off once by Iain....but we're over that now and it was a long time ago.

ps...I love your title.

For some reason I've got the some in my head, unfortunately the rest of that lyric wouldn't fit

Yes - I appear to have levelled up

I need a wee!