Duh?????????? Wear them to bed

And they made you a moderator <shakes head>

But then they would be inside my Snuggie...

You think someone smart would agree to be a moderator

and all of you will light up like a christmas tree - you'll be walking along like a big fluffy beacon of blueness.

Assuming your Snuggie is the blue one of course

Was it wrong of me to twitch at that idea?

Only if you twitch towards your phone and credit card

I can't really see a problem with this technology, although I'm not a fan of the mule style, I prefer a more supportive slipper.

Why is a Slanket any different to a Snuggie?

https://www.asseenontv.com/slanket-b...ng&pagemax=all

Quality, I would say.

They must act as a contraceptive.

The batteries needed make you limp.

I think anyone who wears those slippers could pretty much guarantee themselves no sex. Ever.

user title suggestion?

At least they won't be accidentally kicking the cat when they have to go in the middle of the night.

It's too long.

pop down nose moment

Thank you. All my Christmas gift ideas are sorted!

Has anyone been strangely tempted to buy one of those pasta cookers, now they have gone down to $10 for two and a pretend slap chop? Should I be scared? Is it because I saw a neighbour had bought one?