Foiled again! Bloody multiculturalism.

Have I been away too long? What were they?

British choc bars made by Fox's - http://www.foxs-biscuits.co.uk/

Ah, one never tried them.

See, that's where I draw the line. They are not chocolate bars. They are biscuits, chocolatey ones, but still biscuits. I find that rather disappointing, biscuits that are not comfortable with being biscuits and therefore try to masquerade as chocolate bars. Which they are not.

You think about things way too much

Perhaps. That does not change the fact that Classics and Echos are biscuits. What next, a penguin as a chocolate bar? Slippery slope, that is.

Totally agree. I like Clubs, my mum would put one in my packed lunch.

...where do you stand on the Jaffa cake debate?

That's been solved I believe.

I eat them whole

For me, a Jaffa is and always will be, a biscuit.

I thought it was a seedless man

It would be wrong to stand on a jaffa cake. Soapboxes are more appropriate