Yes a good idea.

Must be other people about...Boris and Mrs Boris, what's your tipple?

I'll have a cold beer

Coming right up.....how was your day?

Theirs no lemon in this Martini

Some people are never satisfied.

I've had all the lemons right???! Wanna make something of it? Sucking lemons all fricken week. Why do you think I've been so grumpy?

Slams down manky lemon into drink.

I think I've scared the Boris-Moris' off.

first beer went down a treat, can i have another

For you babe, anything.

for gods sake dont ask for lemon

Unless you want it where the sun don't shine. (Fricken job)

Sorry carn't drink that theirs maggits in the manky lemon

Grabs glass.
Tips contents unceremoniously onto floor.


Tuts.

Grabs bottle of Martini, pours it into pitcher. Mixes it with a whole lemon and the contents of a flat half full bottle of lemonade.


"Do you want ice in that?"

Hang on sloppy Alav orlicks instead and make sure their aint any lumps TUT

Now you say...

Milk's off. Still want Horlicks?

Nope............:curse: Just carn't get the staff