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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6770439)
FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me. I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past your mask, striped jumper and lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please. :thumbsup: Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. Yours Sincerely Me xxxxx :wub: xxxxx Dear Sir (I guess you are a Sir, I get such manly vibes across the miles, love that shirt by the way. Really suits you.) There's a tiny, weeny thing you could do for me...and you seem such an angel, I'm sure it'll be done in a hop, skip and a jump. A little teensy £4000 plus interest which you've so charmingly forgotten to send on to me. I know you're soooo important and busy...but it would make my day if you could send me a cheque in the post......or even just transfer those funds into my yummy bank account? My satisfaction, happiness, and undying love are a mere transfer slip away. Missing you already. Thanks, Your biggest fan, you scrummy man, Me Hugs and kisses xxxxx PS You have my number if you want to catch up. xxxxx Best get to bed, I suppose......I've clearly had too much wine. HN's... Don't stay up too late. x |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by saskia65
(Post 6770864)
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Dear Sir (I guess you are a Sir, I get such manly vibes across the miles, love that shirt by the way. Really suits you.) There's a tiny, weeny thing you could do for me...and you seem such an angel, I'm sure it'll be done in a hop, skip and a jump. A little teensy £4000 plus interest which you've so charmingly forgotten to send on to me. I know you're soooo important and busy...but it would make my day if you could send me a cheque in the post......or even just transfer those funds into my yummy bank account? My satisfaction, happiness, and undying love are a mere transfer slip away. Missing you already. Thanks, Your biggest fan, you scrummy man, Me Hugs and kisses xxxxx PS You have my number if you want to catch up. xxxxx Best get to bed, I suppose......I've clearly had too much wine. HN's... Don't stay up too late. x |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Anyone stil up and who's serving??
I'm on the Pinot, so another would be good... |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by bandit
(Post 6770891)
Anyone stil up and who's serving??
I'm on the Pinot, so another would be good... Comes into the bar to drown her sorrows - sits in a corner looking whistfully out of the window - orders a scotch, no make it a double barman :( Devestated by the events of this evening she tries to make sense of the world and a tear rolls down her already puffy red eyes. Why? - she asks Why. Does the Co-op only have the fat free crap Cheese Whizz on sale :confused: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6771197)
Comes into the bar to drown her sorrows - sits in a corner looking whistfully out of the window - orders a scotch, no make it a double barman :(
Devestated by the events of this evening she tries to make sense of the world and a tear rolls down her already puffy red eyes. Why? - she asks Why. Does the Co-op only have the fat free crap Cheese Whizz on sale :confused: morning MMC OMG have informed Red Cross they are air lifting emergency supplies as we speak:thumbsup: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by Coffeepot
(Post 6771350)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
morning MMC OMG have informed Red Cross they are air lifting emergency supplies as we speak:thumbsup: Yay someones in the bar - yesterday was a harsh day trying to be nice - thank heaven its over!!!!! Hows the family S? x |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6771197)
Comes into the bar to drown her sorrows - sits in a corner looking whistfully out of the window - orders a scotch, no make it a double barman :(
Devestated by the events of this evening she tries to make sense of the world and a tear rolls down her already puffy red eyes. Why? - she asks Why. Does the Co-op only have the fat free crap Cheese Whizz on sale :confused: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6771431)
pull yer self tagetha you pathetic wotsit:p
You saying i'm orange and smell of cheese :confused::confused: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6771437)
You saying i'm orange and smell of cheese :confused::confused:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6771443)
Too much fake tan and Whizz I feel:p
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6771452)
yes i need to ditch the whole Dale Winton look I feel :huh:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6771458)
Grow your hair? (and maybe some boobs:p)
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6771460)
Nice to know Butch is back and being himself :wub: all you need to do is call me a dog and we have you 100% fit again!
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6771464)
Looking at your cuurent Avatar no way would I dare to call you a dog
You been drinking again :confused: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 6771469)
Blimey - are you feeling ok??????
You been drinking again :confused: I havent touched alcohol since last weekend |
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