The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Sep 10th 2008 | 9:30 am
Snickle Hubble-Sprinkles
Joined: Apr 2008
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From: Out on a limb
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
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FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me.
I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past my mask and striped jumper, overcome your lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please.
Failing that, add the sum of $400 to the cheque value to compensate me for having to pay your Monopoly Money cheque into my UK bank and the fees that this invokes.
Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. The large, hard object you can feel against your midriff is indeed a loaded firearm, and is included here as part of my normal service when dealing with financial institutions.
Yours Sincerely
Me
xxxxx
xxxxx
FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me.
I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past my mask and striped jumper, overcome your lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please.
Failing that, add the sum of $400 to the cheque value to compensate me for having to pay your Monopoly Money cheque into my UK bank and the fees that this invokes.
Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. The large, hard object you can feel against your midriff is indeed a loaded firearm, and is included here as part of my normal service when dealing with financial institutions.
Yours Sincerely
Me
xxxxx
xxxxx
Sep 10th 2008 | 9:35 am
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From: Stewiacke Nova Scotia
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
or
FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me.
I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past my mask and striped jumper, overcome your lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please.
Failing that, add the sum of $400 to the cheque value to compensate me for having to pay your Monopoly Money cheque into my UK bank and the fees that this invokes.
Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. The large, hard object you can feel against your midriff is indeed a loaded firearm, and is included here as part of my normal service when dealing with financial institutions.
Yours Sincerely
Me
xxxxx
xxxxx
FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me.
I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past my mask and striped jumper, overcome your lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please.
Failing that, add the sum of $400 to the cheque value to compensate me for having to pay your Monopoly Money cheque into my UK bank and the fees that this invokes.
Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. The large, hard object you can feel against your midriff is indeed a loaded firearm, and is included here as part of my normal service when dealing with financial institutions.
Yours Sincerely
Me
xxxxx
xxxxx
Sep 10th 2008 | 9:37 am
Sloopy Frickenbutt
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 5,225
From: Its good ere Honest........
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
or
FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me.
I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past my mask and striped jumper, overcome your lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please.
Failing that, add the sum of $400 to the cheque value to compensate me for having to pay your Monopoly Money cheque into my UK bank and the fees that this invokes.
Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. The large, hard object you can feel against your midriff is indeed a loaded firearm, and is included here as part of my normal service when dealing with financial institutions.
Yours Sincerely
Me
xxxxx
xxxxx
FAO Sirs:
Dear Sirs, I write with reference to the $4000 that you seem to have, that belongs to me.
I would appreciate it greatly if you could see past my mask and striped jumper, overcome your lack of a father figure (which may have affected you in later life for which I give you a hug) and forward the aforementioned funds to me by return in pounds sterling please.
Failing that, add the sum of $400 to the cheque value to compensate me for having to pay your Monopoly Money cheque into my UK bank and the fees that this invokes.
Thank you so very much for your kind attention and subsequent action regarding this matter. The large, hard object you can feel against your midriff is indeed a loaded firearm, and is included here as part of my normal service when dealing with financial institutions.
Yours Sincerely
Me
xxxxx
xxxxx
Sep 10th 2008 | 9:39 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:12 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Hellooooo folks!
Sep 10th 2008 | 11:46 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:47 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:48 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:49 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
I've just got in......tee hee!
Sep 10th 2008 | 11:50 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:52 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:54 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:56 am
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Sep 10th 2008 | 11:57 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
FK seems better?
No news from Butch today?
No news from Butch today?
Sep 10th 2008 | 11:59 am
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