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Tiggs+Graz Aug 9th 2008 12:08 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6661940)
OK, you can have the back half and I'll have the front :rofl:

:confused::confused::confused::ohmy:

Fly Away Aug 9th 2008 12:08 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by Cleopatra (Post 6661937)
:rofl:
bet you never thought you'd say that in your lifetime.

Not really.:rofl:


Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 6661938)
;):rofl: where are you off to next then? been to Middle East yet?:rofl:

Yup, need some sand on this beaver.:eek:


Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6661939)
ooh yes very cute

http://home.hiwaay.net/~warydbom/due...ublicity01.jpg

personally i have a 'robbie williams' :D

I'd rather have him, he can keep the uniform on....:o

Cleopatra Aug 9th 2008 12:09 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 6661938)
;):rofl: where are you off to next then? been to Middle East yet?:rofl:

Not yet, they have opened up The beer and bacon arms not long ago though, so I'd like to pay a visit.

jimmydean Aug 9th 2008 12:09 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6661949)
I thought that was the Welsh:rofl:

Actually pinched it from the local Derbyshire Guidebook:rofl:

steveandtina Aug 9th 2008 12:09 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6661943)
Australian Mills & Boon

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening
horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthly, musky scent that
only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know,
and quiet whispering of the leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead
added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked, I knew I had to have her and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I managed to move myself to a position of
dominance.

I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as
she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ.

I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.
Then as tension rose, we began the ultimate in love making. Although
inexperienced, she approached every change of position with
enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent
myself from ending it all too soon.

As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing
climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had both
been waiting for was upon us.

As it did we rolled together in the now damp grass just as the last
deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into the darkness of
approaching night.

We lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace, I kissed her long
and lovingly and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and
sensuously licked my inner ear, whispered "Baaaa," then re-joined the
flock.:rofl:

Were not Welsh;)

Sally Simpson Aug 9th 2008 12:09 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6661943)
Australian Mills & Boon

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening
horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthly, musky scent that
only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know,
and quiet whispering of the leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead
added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked, I knew I had to have her and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I managed to move myself to a position of
dominance.

I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as
she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ.

I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.
Then as tension rose, we began the ultimate in love making. Although
inexperienced, she approached every change of position with
enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent
myself from ending it all too soon.

As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing
climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had both
been waiting for was upon us.

As it did we rolled together in the now damp grass just as the last
deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into the darkness of
approaching night.

We lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace, I kissed her long
and lovingly and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and
sensuously licked my inner ear, whispered "Baaaa," then re-joined the
flock.:rofl:

Oh I thought that was the High Peaks version!:p;)

Tiggs+Graz Aug 9th 2008 12:10 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by steveandtina (Post 6661946)
You would just love him to track you down in the wild wouldn't you Hmmmmm:wub:

absolutely ;):D

Cleopatra Aug 9th 2008 12:10 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6661950)
In the wild, or not....wouldn't really care. :rofl:

:rofl:

Really show the moose how to do it properly

nikki dreaming Aug 9th 2008 12:10 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6661945)
No, we're saving them for last ;)

good plan:thumbup:

jimmydean Aug 9th 2008 12:11 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 
Please don't go you lot.............you have brought a ray of sunshine into our otherwise miserable and depressing lives..................

Sally Simpson Aug 9th 2008 12:12 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6661965)
Please don't go you lot.............you have brought a ray of sunshine into our otherwise miserable and depressing lives..................

Well, you will frequent the Canada forum!;):lol:

graz79 Aug 9th 2008 12:12 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6661929)
only if i dont get to him first :p

anyway you have morton - you cant keep them all to youself you know ... mates are supposed to share :D


I don't know you work all night.

You try and make some extra money going into women infested canadian pubs in a mountie outfit with a large weapon ;)...have to spend the rest of the night stinking of baby oil and whipped cream.:unsure:

and you get home to find your wife trying to buy enrique iglasias :curse:

steveandtina Aug 9th 2008 12:12 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6661965)
Please don't go you lot.............you have brought a ray of sunshine into our otherwise miserable and depressing lives..................


Blimey thats a 1st:rofl:

Cleopatra Aug 9th 2008 12:12 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6661965)
Please don't go you lot.............you have brought a ray of sunshine into our otherwise miserable and depressing lives..................

Come on the world tour with us then...

Fly Away Aug 9th 2008 12:12 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6661965)
Please don't go you lot.............you have brought a ray of sunshine into our otherwise miserable and depressing lives..................

I like a man who begs for more.......


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