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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by kazbob
(Post 6523729)
Effervescent, glow in the dark!:eek:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Silly joke time:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.' George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the door to the first room. Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such is his fate in hell. 'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.' The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day. No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.' The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush stared at this in disbelief. Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.' The Devil smiled - and called out : 'OK, Monica, you're free to go!' !!! h ah a |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
(Post 6523692)
saw that - no probs
but if we do it in London on the fri could you two not come for a dirty weekend?? |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6523743)
Hi Kazbob,
Can't remember name of Hotel but it was in Sosua on the North Coast. Our food was preety awful and we did get bad tummies:thumbdown: It was fairly quiet where we were in 1998, not sure what it would be like now. The main place seemed to be Playa Dorada area. Don't think we would go back there again, would love to see some other islands though:thumbup: If OH and I manage to ever get away without the kiddies then I would like to try some of the other lovely islands in the caribbean. |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The_Bax
(Post 6523749)
Mine ate a ball of string - I kd you not, it came out unwound and kept going and going and going...
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
(Post 6523750)
Silly joke time:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.' George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the door to the first room. Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such is his fate in hell. 'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.' The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day. No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.' The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush stared at this in disbelief. Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.' The Devil smiled - and called out : 'OK, Monica, you're free to go!' !!! h ah a |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
(Post 6523758)
he he - I had to pull the tinsel out!!!
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6523762)
Thats just wrong on soooooo many levels....:rofl:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The_Bax
(Post 6523749)
Mine ate a ball of string - I kd you not, it came out unwound and kept going and going and going...
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
(Post 6523765)
I know - luckily I couldnt see the expression on his face!
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
(Post 6523765)
I know - luckily I couldnt see the expression on his face!
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
youhoo, Im back, came to gloat. Mummy has decided that while shes over we need a holiday to Florida for a few days to celebrate my 40th birthday, so pepsi all round:thumbsup:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
This is definitely NOT a dull thread!
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6523768)
I quite often lose the kids toys and see it morphed into something else via the dog:eek::curse:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6523768)
I quite often lose the kids toys and see it morphed into something else via the dog:eek::curse:
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