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The_Bax Jul 1st 2008 6:52 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by kazbob (Post 6523729)
Effervescent, glow in the dark!:eek:

Mine ate a ball of string - I kd you not, it came out unwound and kept going and going and going...

The4BellsLondon Jul 1st 2008 6:52 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 
Silly joke time:

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.

As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the door to the first room.

Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.

Such is his fate in hell.

'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.'

The Devil led him to the next room.

In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day.

No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.'

The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush stared at this in disbelief.

Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.'

The Devil smiled - and called out :

'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'


!!! h ah a

nikki dreaming Jul 1st 2008 6:52 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6523692)
saw that - no probs

but if we do it in London on the fri could you two not come for a dirty weekend??

possible.:p... see what OH thinks(never know he might have some romantic surprise organised:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

kazbob Jul 1st 2008 6:53 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 6523743)
Hi Kazbob,

Can't remember name of Hotel but it was in Sosua on the North Coast. Our food was preety awful and we did get bad tummies:thumbdown:

It was fairly quiet where we were in 1998, not sure what it would be like now. The main place seemed to be Playa Dorada area.

Don't think we would go back there again, would love to see some other islands though:thumbup:

Ah yes, Sosua (or The Sewer) as alot of people were calling it when they were coming back on the plane.

If OH and I manage to ever get away without the kiddies then I would like to try some of the other lovely islands in the caribbean.

The4BellsLondon Jul 1st 2008 6:53 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The_Bax (Post 6523749)
Mine ate a ball of string - I kd you not, it came out unwound and kept going and going and going...

he he - I had to pull the tinsel out!!!

FlirtyKnickers Jul 1st 2008 6:53 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6523750)
Silly joke time:

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.

As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the door to the first room.

Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.

Such is his fate in hell.

'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.'

The Devil led him to the next room.

In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day.

No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.'

The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush stared at this in disbelief.

Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.'

The Devil smiled - and called out :

'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'


!!! h ah a

Excellent....:rofl:

FlirtyKnickers Jul 1st 2008 6:54 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6523758)
he he - I had to pull the tinsel out!!!

Thats just wrong on soooooo many levels....:rofl:

The4BellsLondon Jul 1st 2008 6:55 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6523762)
Thats just wrong on soooooo many levels....:rofl:

I know - luckily I couldnt see the expression on his face!

kazbob Jul 1st 2008 6:55 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The_Bax (Post 6523749)
Mine ate a ball of string - I kd you not, it came out unwound and kept going and going and going...

OMG (snorting with laughter) :lol:

nikki dreaming Jul 1st 2008 6:56 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6523765)
I know - luckily I couldnt see the expression on his face!

I quite often lose the kids toys and see it morphed into something else via the dog:eek::curse:

FlirtyKnickers Jul 1st 2008 6:57 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6523765)
I know - luckily I couldnt see the expression on his face!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

canbritdenise Jul 1st 2008 6:57 am

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youhoo, Im back, came to gloat. Mummy has decided that while shes over we need a holiday to Florida for a few days to celebrate my 40th birthday, so pepsi all round:thumbsup:

kazbob Jul 1st 2008 6:57 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 
This is definitely NOT a dull thread!

The4BellsLondon Jul 1st 2008 6:58 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 6523768)
I quite often lose the kids toys and see it morphed into something else via the dog:eek::curse:

we have a lot of amputated / parapalegic action figures/ toy farm animals!

FlirtyKnickers Jul 1st 2008 6:58 am

Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
 

Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 6523768)
I quite often lose the kids toys and see it morphed into something else via the dog:eek::curse:

poor pooch....and poor kids:rofl:..


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