Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6575379)

Aw, everyone's gone to bed...one for HN....

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite
some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her
shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping
just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner
thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in
the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and
became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'.

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6577543)

Is there anybody there??

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6577548)

No I'm out:rofl:

Thanks for the joke!! How has your day been today? Better than yesterday I hope:eek:

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6577573)

Not so bad, thanks HN, how's you?

What's your poison?

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6577594)

Pretty good today!! I was on a bit of a downer yesterday but things have improved today so I am good:D

A bottle of Bud I think will start me off nicely.

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6577599)

Aw, poor HN. Glad you're better today...

So, bottle of Bud it is. Quiet eh?

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6577604)

The rest of the people must have real lives:rofl:

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6577609)

Ooh I've read about them....sound scary. :rofl:

I'll ask Ian about them on MSN later. :rofl::rofl:

My life is purely virtual.:rofl:

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6577612)

I know what a waste of a good broadband connection to have to stand up and go outside:rofl: Are these people mad:eek:

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6577616)

:rofl:

:rofl:
Is FK on later?

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6577622)

I guess so not seen her tonight. I am sure a few more will pile in after they have eaten.

Originally Posted by Coffeepot (Post 6577634)

Im eating my pud pass the sauce please ;)

How the devil are we tonight ?

Originally Posted by Coffeepot (Post 6577634)

Im eating my pud pass the sauce please ;)

How the devil are we tonight ?