Sas..........it will be a cider on ice but put it to one side whilst I do my husband.....daddy..... routine

....I will then revert..........to being the Captain of the Black Pig !!!

Aye Aye Cap'n Jack. Can I be Elizabeth? (Kiera Knightley - squint and we're twins separated at birth...by around twenty years. )

Evenin' All

Evenin', usual GD?

Why yes please Saskia. Wow you hardly know me, but know my usual - sign of a good Barmaid that

How was your day?

Comin' right up. Ice with that? And I have a great mop promotion too. If you want one see me round the back later. Hardly used.

My day was crap, but that's life. How was yours?

Sure, can't have a Magners without the ice. It just isn't right. It's like having a cappuccino without the chocolate sprinkles!!!

Oh yes, the mop thing. I saw, and have just replied, on another thread. So you are going into the mop business. Met Delboy have you?

I only have one mop at the moment, but if I sell this one, reckon I might have another one by tomorrow.
Not a word to FK though, nudge, nudge, wink wink. Supplementing my meagre salary and tips. It's a sin I have to have a second job as it is.

And there was me thinking you a Lady Of Leisure


Ok Mum's the word....shhhh!!!!

What happened to your girlfriend? Can she not help you out!!

In the day I'm a brand consultant....

Hmmm do I suspect an opening of can of worms here?

Ouch! Don't....she sent me some 'photos' at the weekend. Sooooo don't go there.

Jeez she is still sweet on you Thats nice for you

Dare I ask what type of photos then??

You evil one HN. Let's leave it at .........erm I feel I know her far too well.

Saskia exits stage left.