The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Nov 10th 2008, 7:53 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Smart ass indeed!! Where did the rest of the crowd go? 
So this is what happens in your old age!!
Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good days,' when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?'
Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile Grandma pressed a little farther, 'Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?'
Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Grandma said, 'Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?'
Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, 'Honey, where are you going?'
Grandpa replied, 'To get my teeth!'
So this is what happens in your old age!!
Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good days,' when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?'
Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile Grandma pressed a little farther, 'Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?'
Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Grandma said, 'Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?'
Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, 'Honey, where are you going?'
Grandpa replied, 'To get my teeth!'
Nov 10th 2008, 7:54 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Im off for a bit HN....catch you later
Nov 10th 2008, 7:55 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 8:11 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
I like this one
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, 'Are we poisonous snakes?'
The other replied, 'You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?'
To which the first replied, 'Because I just bit my tongue'
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, 'Are we poisonous snakes?'
The other replied, 'You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?'
To which the first replied, 'Because I just bit my tongue'
Nov 10th 2008, 8:55 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Nov 10th 2008, 8:58 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:29 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:32 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:37 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:38 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:39 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:42 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:44 am
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Nov 10th 2008, 9:44 am
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