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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

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How i empathise

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Eve all, just got back from London had a lovely walk in the park at Blackheath and enjoyed the sights there,

Hows everyone tonight then ?

Can i have a large white wine please ;)

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Very large white wine poured for you CP :)

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CP hope those 'sights' were not similar to those I've seen in some other London Parks lol:rofl:

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evening cp and jd:thumbup:

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Evening Nikki

have you left Flogger half beaten to death in the corner after the above comment..........

JD:rofl:

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i'm just ignoring him:sneaky:

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Hellllllo o oo

JD - is that tent water proof??

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Yes very......3 bedrooms.........sewn in ground sheet nearly brand new.........you know you want it :rofl::rofl:

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Yes, but is it dog-proof?

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:rofl::rofl: mmm well did see some sights in Blackheath it was so warm people were sunbathing :eek:



Eve morning ND do you think your application will be through soon i read somewhere they were coming through quite quick ? hows things with you :D


Hi Carrie how are you dealing with it all hun do you have it under control xx


Hi CH Hows things with you ?

Morning everyone else

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Morning CP:thumbup:

Good thanks, just waiting for police checks to come back and then stuff can be posted to London for PR application, believe they are currently processing PNP in about 6 mths:thumbup:

Posted forms back to solicitors today for the house, so fingers x things are moving in the right direction:thumbup:

When are you off to Spain?

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Going to hotel at airport on fri, fly early sat morning can't wait, still nothing back from Credit card for Zoom flights :unsure:

Not sure if no1 son girlfriend and baby are joining us yet as they had a problem with Laylas birth cert and couldn't get the passport as its a first time one they can't go in and do it fast track, and won't go off till tomorrow as they had to make an appointment to go and resign the birth cert they have messed up big time at the registers and its taken 3 weeks to sort out, may have to see if we can change there flights to tues so they will only get a few days there awww

I was meant to see the new baby boy yesterday for the first time but she cancelled last minute so went all the way to London for nothing really :unsure: no2 son couldn't go and see him either ( the dad ) :( hes only seen him once since he was born, so sad really how can he possibly bond if he doesn't see him ?

sounds like it won't be long for you now ? hope all goes through okay with the sale i remember its to friends isn't it ??

We were meant to be having scaffolding here put up today and they haven't turned up yet :frown:

Still cleaning bricks and getting house stuff sorted ;)

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All go still at your end:blink:

Hope you get to see baby boy soon:wub: you must be itching to see him. Fingers x Layla's passport gets sorted quick so they can at least get a few days away

Are the builders in whilst you are away:unsure:?