One for the Girls
Mar 27th 2007, 5:21 pm
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One for the Girls
This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's. AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...
The following was written by Andy Rooney of CBS 60 Minutes: Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her
or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because
she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize; it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
The following was written by Andy Rooney of CBS 60 Minutes: Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her
or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because
she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize; it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Mar 27th 2007, 5:35 pm
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Re: One for the Girls
That was really good. I found myself agreeing and nodding as I scrolled down.
Thanks Raine
Thanks Raine
Mar 27th 2007, 5:51 pm
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Re: One for the Girls
Thanks for that, a boost to my day! 
Mar 27th 2007, 6:04 pm
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Re: One for the Girls
I like that raine, I was going to give you Karma but my computer said NO.
Mar 28th 2007, 10:16 pm
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Re: One for the Girls
Oi Gaynor is it ok?
Mar 28th 2007, 11:31 pm
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Re: One for the Girls
Originally Posted by raine66
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Mar 29th 2007, 8:42 am
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Re: One for the Girls
He just wants to get laid.
<<A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.>>
The only reason a woman over 30 is awake in the middle of the night is because she wants a pee.
<<She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.>>
Like what? Shopping for clothes?
<<A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.>>
<<Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.>>
Again
<<Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.>>
Sorry but this is the worst one. No I'm not sorry, my wife's best friend of 30 years....
<<Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.>>
NO WAY!!!
<<For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.>>
That one's true, I've done it myself
Oh you ladies...you do make me laff
Mar 29th 2007, 9:49 am
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Re: One for the Girls
Well that get's my vote, and my OH's........I gave him the the look that gets immediate compliance
Charlie
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