Granted!

I read the last page of posts... no reason to really, as long as people can play nice.

It was just something I said in reply to Daz's message that made me think its not always a good thing to let these threads stay open, although you are damned if you do and damned if you dont. Wouldnt surprise me if he forwards it on

I was expecting 'but you wouldn't stand out' - close enough

They have little blue..........................

oh forget it that ones been done before as well

Not my style......that's why it says "personal" before the word "message"

the grammar may be terrible, but it is. apart from s++t eating maybe but i could not comment on that.

Ahem....you and I need a little chat!

I wouldn't worry about it FK - you'd probably fart him under the table

I was thinking of a lapdance, then he would at least remember my name.

i'm sure that would work FK.

Or I could just send him a fart in a bottle!

I'm thinking sprouts are the way to go!

Yip, a good curry the night before helps too!

Does that age well, like a good wine? In a few years would people be paying an astounding amount of money for a good fart vintage?