Office Phrases You Love To Hate
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1. "When I worked for Verizon, I found the phrase going forward to be more sinister than annoying. When used by my boss - sorry, "team leader" - it was understood to mean that the topic of conversation was at an end and not be discussed again."
Nima Nassefat, Vancouver, Canada
Nima Nassefat, Vancouver, Canada
Must be a Vancouver thing.
#5
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"That El_Richo, what a toss-rag" is a phrase i often hear, and hate.
#8
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Joined: Jun 2009
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Originally stolen from a chain email, but adopted with gusto in the office I used to work in: 'Oh look, the ***** up fairy has visited again'
#9
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The one that's confusing the hell out of me, is "out of pocket".
Nothing to do with money, but meaning someone is out of the office and can't be contacted
What the bloody hell is that all about?
Nothing to do with money, but meaning someone is out of the office and can't be contacted
What the bloody hell is that all about?
#10
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I had a boss in Canada that used to infuriate me by using the term 'He/She has some free cycles' to say that someone had some free time/capacity to take on more work. Actually, he used to infuriate me in many other ways but that's a different story.......
#11
Joined: Jul 2007
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I read a job ad recently which contained the following inexplicable mess:
"The successful incumbent will be able to leverage their own diversity".
"The successful incumbent will be able to leverage their own diversity".
#15
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Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
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Here's one I actually liked when I worked: I see the paper eagle has shat in my in tray again.