Right that's it.

Is there nothing I can do, other than take this frickin exam?

Surely there is someone I can bribe or rough up? Someone who still believes in the Casting couch, even if I have to send OH in on my behalf? Can they not scan my brain with a Star Trek thingamy and establish my existing knowledge that way?

And why must it be 2 exams lasting 4 hours each....................I've had 3 children, so I only have 3/17ths of my brain still working and the rest lies dormant thanks to hormones.

OK, so if I apparently HAVE to go through with this, can I have some totally ridiculous, but totally effective, though rather supersticious before/during exam rituals to perform that will bring success my way. And then if someone has the number for whoever is going to mark my paper then I can get on with my kidnapping plan.

Thanks. I know there will be some very valuable suggestions coming my way and you have to know I will try anything at this point.

Oh yeah................and for the first person who suggests that I prepare and revise.......................................... I'll send the Spryfield massive (a Nova Scotian thing I am setting up) round to punch your lights out.

Have you though of a bomb scare. It used to work in school in the 70's, everyone had to go to the village hall for a couple of house whilst some big hunky firemen checked it out (and no...it wasn't me who made the call).

...............and because I knew it was a bomb scare, I could stay behind in a cupboard and copy from the answer sheet.....................................I like it.


You never met me here right?

OK im not suggesting anything as that was my first thought

you will be fine, wish you the very best

Good luck Poppy. There is always bribery - I'm sure the Spryfield Massive must have some spare drug money hanging about?

Good luck, Sure it won't be as bad as you think............... Probably worse

Good luck Poppy Hope it goes well for you

All the best,good luck and you will be fine

Yoong

Tuppence - Yeah there is money in the Spryfield Massive's Drug money fund (because like, we do good deals and that), but its finding the right person to bribe. And you know the Spryfield Massive, we really rather kneecap someone than part with good drug profit.

So its back to concocting plans of avoidance...................might revise last minute.

Good luck Poppy, fingers crossed for you.

When is the exam? I am sure you'll do just fine.

Karen

Oh come on woman - you moved half way around the world and then around the other half....this will be peanuts

Do you wnat us to go over any questions with you??????

Hi Poppy, I took the test June 06 in Barrie, Ontario. Where are you planning to take it.

Kazbob - the exam is this coming Wednesday, all too soon if you ask me.

AlvicSK - ask away, I am bound to look blankly back at the screen.

The Wortley's - I am taking it in Halifax