A Nice Poem
Mar 26th 2007, 2:54 pm
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A Nice Poem
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong .
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks .
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed .
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do
more .
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend .
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course . This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit .
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong .
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks .
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed .
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do
more .
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend .
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course . This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit .
Mar 26th 2007, 3:24 pm
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Re: A Nice Poem
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong .
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks .
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed .
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do
more .
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend .
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course . This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit .
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong .
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks .
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed .
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do
more .
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend .
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course . This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit .
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Mar 26th 2007, 3:26 pm
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