found this vaguely amusing website.

http://www.sensibleunits.com/

post your best ones here.

Convert English text to any of several comic dialects.


http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/smoke.html
http://jeffcovey.net/tmp/trazan/

No good, it couldn't tell me how far a light year was.

lol I typed in 15cm and its reference was 19 dry basmati rice grains end to end!!!!!

It's a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long distance !!!!

But nought when you contemplate a parsec.

Is that a fruit or vegetable?

meh , three ( and a bit) times lots is still just lots

I don't know where you are, but you are definitely way out there Bazzz

PS love the Kebab King ad!

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