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Calgary Colemans Feb 29th 2008 4:17 pm

Moved: Where's the karma???
 
Does anybody give it these days????

I do...all the time....

:blink::(

ARH Feb 29th 2008 4:34 pm

Re: Where's the karma???
 
Here you go, I haven't given any for some time - so guilty as charged :D

ClareBC Feb 29th 2008 5:38 pm

Re: Where's the karma???
 
that reminds me of this thread ages ago (scroll down for my blatant - and successful attempts to gain lots of lovely karma :o :o)

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340719

Clare

Dreamer Feb 29th 2008 11:43 pm

Re: Where's the karma???
 
I give people karma, usually when im given good advice! I on the otherhand haven't had some given to me in quite some time lol

Alberta_Rose Mar 1st 2008 2:06 am

Re: Where's the karma???
 

Originally Posted by Dreamer (Post 6003250)
I give people karma, usually when im given good advice! I on the otherhand haven't had some given to me in quite some time lol


Here's some. Always wear your tuque when it's cold outside; up to 50% of body heat can be lost through the head! ;)

bazzz Mar 1st 2008 2:31 am

Re: Moved: Where's the karma???
 
People dish it out all the time. Your posts just need to be one of the following:
  • Helpful
  • Witty
  • Pathetic

woodmanbg Mar 1st 2008 2:37 am

Re: Moved: Where's the karma???
 

Originally Posted by Calgary Colemans (Post 6002237)
Does anybody give it these days????

I do...all the time....

:blink::(

I forget all the time so heres some from me now :)
:confused: forgotten how to do it, will find out and wing some in your direction.

woodmanbg Mar 1st 2008 2:38 am

Re: Moved: Where's the karma???
 

Originally Posted by woodmanbg (Post 6003566)
I forget all the time so heres some from me now :)
:confused: forgotten how to do it, will find out and wing some in your direction.

Doh, Karma given!

Alberta_Rose Mar 1st 2008 5:36 am

Re: Where's the karma???
 

Originally Posted by Morwenna (Post 6003493)
Here's some. Always wear your tuque when it's cold outside; up to 50% of body heat can be lost through the head! ;)

Know what? I'm sorry, I've just re-read that and am thinking it might have been karma you were asking for, not good advice! :blink:

My bad! :o Have some of that as well! :p

Lorna_D Mar 1st 2008 5:23 pm

Re: Where's the karma???
 

Originally Posted by Morwenna (Post 6003493)
Here's some. Always wear your tuque when it's cold outside; up to 50% of body heat can be lost through the head! ;)

Morwenna, step away from the drinks cabinet :p

owen Mar 1st 2008 9:13 pm

Re: Moved: Where's the karma???
 
I get karma when I take the piss out of someone, try that!!;) I can be your guinea pig:confused:

Or a joke, like this....

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in OTTAWA, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".

Lorna_D Mar 2nd 2008 3:00 am

Re: Moved: Where's the karma???
 

Originally Posted by owen (Post 6006066)
I get karma when I take the piss out of someone, try that!!;) I can be your guinea pig:confused:

Or a joke, like this....

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in OTTAWA, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".

That is sooooo right :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


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