Jockand a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached.may I get you something? she asked.Aye whisky Jock replied.she poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he would like one.Never! he said sternly.I rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky! Jock hurriedly passed the drink back,saying Och Ah didna ken there wuz a choice

heard that one today
kate