kate white

no need to pay my fees steve cos the laws here are all worng and if plead stupid I should get offI'll no take ma happy pills and it will be murder of the auld farts in Glasgow may as well get rid of a few

steve666

Not sure I understand what you've just said, but murder one person or murder 100 you'll get the same sentence. I think you'll have a Q here soon.

kate white

Yeah I think skyboy just wants to start me up in business MAD LOONY FOR HIRE

fuschiagirl

What a great idea - I like the business name

Can I give you the address?

steve666

Mad Scottish Loony who'll murder at a price. Sounds like a good business venture.

steve666

I've got a car registration number, can I get the address from that?
I was thinking of putting HUGE amounts of business post though (thru) his door for the next ten years.

kate white

want in ?

steve666

Yep.

fuschiagirl

The Government will even supply a Small Business Loan!

http://www.teneric.co.uk/small-business-loan.html

kate white

Oh Goody just the people to set me up

steve666

The problem is, Kate can only do one job before she's caught. So, she gets loads of jobs up front, does as many as she can, and stashes the money in some hideaway. 30 years later when released she'll be 78 and it'll be Florida for the rest of her 2 years of life!
Can't lose!

daft batty

Kate

I think you should have a blog, we would all read it and then one day it will be published and you will be rich!!!!

steve666

Would anyone understand it though?

kate white

hell yeshay I might be 51 but this wee bugger can still move fast on her feet if I had toso murder at speed NO PROB

steve666

OK, I'll book you. The first guy drives a big BMW X5, brand new, he parks over my driveway when he picks his kids up from the school opposite. I've had a few run-ins from him and he has threatened me, my daughter and my son with violence on several occasions. Unfortunately his brother-in-law is a policeman, so when I had to call the police late last year because of his behaviour they had a go at me for wasting police time and later saw him chatting and laughing with with same police further up the road.
I want him dead.