For the lovers of the english language.....
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies - like an arrow. Fruit flies - like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 20. A backward poet writes inverse. 21. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Clever stuff.
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LOL.
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Boom boom. :)
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
I love stuff like this - great use of the language :thumbup:
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Utter rubbish.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Cheers. Novo. |
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Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Danny B
(Post 7921116)
Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. -- Sauce unknown |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7921123)
You resurrected this thread for that?
I did get a good deal on it though, and they threw in the operating system to boot. |
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LOL :thumbsup: Cheered me up today....
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I may be moving to Australia next year as a Network Technician. The LAN down under.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Danny B
(Post 7921149)
I may be moving to Australia next year as a Network Technician. The LAN down under.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Danny B
(Post 7921116)
Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Oink
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