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Bleech Sep 8th 2006 7:10 am

Living next door to a redneck
 
An oldie but a goodie. This is what the internet was made for :D
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm

NessieOggy Sep 8th 2006 7:23 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
Hilarious... amazed how you find this stuff on the net!

Loved the "rock garden" :D

Bleech Sep 8th 2006 7:45 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
I find all sorts of usless information, anything important or serious, I'm lost! :)

I quite like the redneck yacht

http://gpsinformation.net/exe/redneck-yacht-2.jpg

NessieOggy Sep 8th 2006 7:54 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
OMG... I just literally laughed out loud!

iaink Sep 8th 2006 7:57 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by Bleech
I find all sorts of usless information, anything important or serious, I'm lost! :)

I quite like the redneck yacht

http://gpsinformation.net/exe/redneck-yacht-2.jpg

Sweet, where can I get one?

dbd33 Sep 8th 2006 8:04 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
Y'all seen this ?

http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

Bleech Sep 8th 2006 8:10 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by dbd33

I like cousin Delores :D

"This is my cousin Delores, she lost all her teeth cus she sucked on a beater after she made a cake and that crazy Andrew turned it on. Its funny to watch her eat candy like barley pops, we have to put plastic wrap on her to stop the spit gettin on her clothes. "

beckyboo Sep 8th 2006 8:34 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by Bleech
An oldie but a goodie. This is what the internet was made for :D
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm

Laughed lots. Have now emailed it to everyone I know. :)

Piff Poff Sep 8th 2006 10:29 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
Fantastic! :d :d :d

oceanMDX Sep 8th 2006 10:38 am

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by dbd33

Now I understand how Bush was reelected.

hot wasabi peas Sep 8th 2006 5:46 pm

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
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:D :D :D

The Smiths Sep 8th 2006 8:06 pm

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by Bleech
An oldie but a goodie. This is what the internet was made for :D
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm


Can't tell you how relieved I was to see that it was NOT the canadian flag at the top of that flag pole. ;)

SivoxII Sep 8th 2006 8:16 pm

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 
Redneck Rollercoaster:

http://www.redneckworld.com/Redneck_...lercoaster.wmv

JaseAndHeth Sep 9th 2006 10:16 pm

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by NessieOggy
Loved the "rock garden" :D

Our favourite was the second mailbox with the Jesus statue!! The pond waterfall looks awesome! :D

acer rose Sep 9th 2006 10:58 pm

Re: Living next door to a redneck
 

Originally Posted by Bleech
An oldie but a goodie. This is what the internet was made for :D
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm

I cried so hard I could have laughed.

Our problem neighbours (not sure exactly who lived there, how many lived there, or what the midnight "deliveries" were all about) moved out two months ago, leaving a real mess behind. Never mind, surely we'll be able to sell the house now, especially as the landlord (a martial arts expert who is not a guy to mess with) seems to have lost his enthusiasm for being a landlord and wants to sell we thought. But no, our new neighbours (fortunately the sound system in the boot of the car is bigger than anything they have in the house :eek: ) seem to like the piles of black sacks in the back garden so much that they have decided to decorate them with the piles their rather noisy rottweiler is leaving behind. And in just 4 weeks they have added an old mattress, a broken home gym and a broken dining room chair to the stunning piece of what must surely be considered daring modern art developing against the fence. After waiting for CHC to pull there fingers out and getting everything else sorted you couldn't make this stuff up :(


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