"keep Your Mouth Shut???"
Mar 30th 2007, 12:35 am
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"keep Your Mouth Shut???"
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour,
sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs
calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the
wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that
this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely
and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled
me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY
DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at
the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
Eddie
officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour,
sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs
calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the
wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that
this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely
and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled
me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY
DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at
the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
Eddie
Mar 31st 2007, 6:20 pm
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Re: "keep Your Mouth Shut???"
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour,
sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs
calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the
wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that
this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely
and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled
me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY
DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at
the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
Eddie
officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour,
sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs
calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the
wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that
this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely
and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled
me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY
DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at
the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
Eddie
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