Joke of the Day
Oct 3rd 2007 | 8:37 am
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Joke of the Day
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
Oct 3rd 2007 | 9:36 am
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From: Red Deer, Alberta
Re: Joke of the Day
Oct 3rd 2007 | 11:27 pm
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From: Was Prestwick Ayrshire, now Canmore AB.
Re: Joke of the Day
I've seen that one before, but just as funny the second time round
Oct 4th 2007 | 12:31 am
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Re: Joke of the Day
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
Oct 4th 2007 | 6:01 am
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From: Toronto (thank goodness)
Re: Joke of the Day
So do Scottish people put that revolting accent 'on'?
Why do they do that then?
Why do they do that then?
Oct 4th 2007 | 8:09 am
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Oct 4th 2007 | 8:53 am
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Oct 16th 2007 | 7:46 am
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Re: Joke of the Day
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
