....is heading to the US, and therefore by definition we'll get to watch it here.

This is just what North America needs; a talk show host who's scathing contempt for those members of society who are his bread and butter is all to clear to see.

"I am particularly looking forward to meeting ordinary American people and hearing about their extraordinary lives" Kyle said in an attempt to make his show look refined and dignified.

Personally, I can't wait.

This is brilliant. Its my favourite programme to watch when I go home.
You're scum!

I know - it's strangely compelling watching fat poor people on incapacity benefit (or 'on sick' as they put it) nut each other while arguing about which of them knocked up some rough looking slapper.

I thought you said UK programming was better?

...typical of the Guardian reading, chattering-classes types to look down their noses at this.

Mr Kyle gives people, who would otherwise have no outlet for their problems and frustrations, an opportunity to connect with the public at large. This is public service TV at it's best! All power to Mr. Kyle and his tireless crusade to heal "Broken Britain".

Not sure about his tireless crusade, but the down market jerry springer is TV gold if you are working from home. Hmm, pity he's not making a show in Canada, you could use the it as an avenue to out yourself to your family?

His weasely condescending self-importance is a marvel to behold.
"You couldn't be more scum if you deep-fried your tracksuit."

I can, who is he, what does he do and for whom?

I've never heard of him and do not wish this to change.

According to that link we've got until 2011 to emigrate again.

It's car crash TV at it's best, or worst. You know it's awful, but you just can't help watching in amazement as all those oxygen thieves air their 'problems'.

I just hope they start showing the US shows over here. Residents of Pigsknuckle, Arkansas fighting over custody of the pickup and the hot tub.

Personally I would start packing now!

I can't say I ever enjoyed it, I used to work nights with Autistic adults and would end up watching this shite in order to try and stay awake. It made me cringe and seriously worried about the fate of humankind.

Jeremy Kyle was my main reason for leaving the UK, typical.

I have just thought of, and implemented, an emergency procedure.

It involved smashing the TV into a pile of smoking rubble.


<that feels gooooooood>.

One of the classics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KMrJGz3EIg