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fledermaus Jul 19th 2010 6:16 am

I've decived to watch the Batchelor
 
I'm doing that right now.

It's bizarre

R I C H Jul 19th 2010 6:16 am

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Are you talking about a neighbour and a pair of binoculars?

fledermaus Jul 19th 2010 6:19 am

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Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 8713055)
Are you talking about a neighbour and a pair of binoculars?

I have both of those but the neighbour isn't worth the effort. A scouser with a belly and attitude.

Auld Yin Jul 19th 2010 6:45 am

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Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 8713055)
Are you talking about a neighbour and a pair of binoculars?

Perhaps a British food product. I know I'm being pedantic.

R I C H Jul 19th 2010 6:50 am

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8713064)
A scouser with a belly and attitude.

That's no way to talk about one of our mods :frown:

fledermaus Jul 19th 2010 6:59 am

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Originally Posted by Auld Yin (Post 8713116)
Perhaps a British food product. I know I'm being pedantic.

I'm fond of pedantry


Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 8713121)
That's no way to talk about one of our mods :frown:

I wouldn't dare. tee hee

mandymoochops Jul 19th 2010 7:32 am

Re: I've decived to watch the Batchelor
 
Problem with those programmes is the more you watch one show, the more involved you get with it.

The Bachelorette's on tonight - the only show I have to watch.

What a crappy position to be in eh - um I think i'll try you tonight, you tomorrow, you the day after ...................... :thumbup:

fledermaus Jul 19th 2010 7:59 am

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 8713213)
Problem with those programmes is the more you watch one show, the more involved you get with it.

The Bachelorette's on tonight - the only show I have to watch.

What a crappy position to be in eh - um I think i'll try you tonight, you tomorrow, you the day after ...................... :thumbup:

This was the first time I have watched it, what a cringeworthy show. A young handsome - in a very American way with rugged jaw and parallel rows of luminous white teeth - batchelor has to choose between 25 women, good looking in a very pageant America way.

It was terrible and I hope not compulsive viewing. I will fight the urge to watch.

ann m Jul 19th 2010 11:21 am

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Step away from the TV fledermaus, step away from the TV.

macadian Jul 19th 2010 1:54 pm

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fledermaus, It's because sad individuals like what you are watch this crap, that they make the bloody programs in the first place.....Don't encourage the continued dumbing down of television...seek therapy or something.....get drunk, get laid instead...or something.....:eek::):cool:....or as has been suggested step away indeed....far away......

fledermaus Jul 19th 2010 2:01 pm

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Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8713931)
It's because sad individuals like what you are (at least when you watch that crap) watch this crap, that they make the bloody programs in the first place.....Don't encourage the continued dumbing down of television...seek therapy or something.....get drunk, get laid instead...or something.....:eek::):cool:....step away indeed.....

So no amount of watching Great Performances from the Met, or Masterpiece will ever make up for watching one inane programme?

Alan2005 Jul 19th 2010 2:06 pm

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Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8713931)
fledermaus, It's because sad individuals like what you are watch this crap, that they make the bloody programs in the first place.....Don't encourage the continued dumbing down of television...seek therapy or something.....get drunk, get laid instead...or something.....:eek::):cool:....or as has been suggested step away indeed....far away......


Tuppence Jul 19th 2010 11:50 pm

Re: I've decived to watch the Batchelor
 
Have you been crying as the hopefuls get their dreams of love dashed?

I'm thinking not? ;)

Clematis Jul 20th 2010 2:30 am

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Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8713931)
fledermaus, It's because sad individuals like what you are watch this crap, that they make the bloody programs in the first place.....Don't encourage the continued dumbing down of television...seek therapy or something.....get drunk, get laid instead...or something.....:eek::):cool:....or as has been suggested step away indeed....far away......

Your making assumptions and accusations about a lady and your wrong, so wrong. Fled is busy recovering from an operation and I know she is definitely not someone needs someone else to got to bat for her (No pun intended). However having met the lady in question I feel compelled to tell you to take a long walk on a short pier.

The4BellsLondon Jul 20th 2010 5:50 am

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Originally Posted by Clematis (Post 8715239)
Your making assumptions and accusations about a lady and your wrong, so wrong. Fled is busy recovering from an operation and I know she is definitely not someone needs someone else to got to bat for her (No pun intended). However having met the lady in question I feel compelled to tell you to take a long walk on a short pier.

Aw Clem -athough it sounded like a nasty comment to start with - I think t was meant as a joke - wasnt it ?? :blink:

fledermaus Jul 20th 2010 9:20 am

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I think it was a joke but that wasn't my first reaction to it, hard to tell. Clem, thank you for the support I do appreciate it.

It's easy to get snobby about TV programmes or even watching TV in the first place. How does one define what it worthwhile TV and what isn't? If programmes such as the Batchelor are enjoyed by many then why the heck not?

I watched it on several levels, none of them better than the others.

Why do people want to be on these programmes, revealing so much about themselves?

Why do these young women dress the way they do? Age inappropriate, over made up, over hairdo-ed, and lip glossed. It's the 80s without the hair.

If you are going to be on TV and in a competition surely you would realise that alcohol consumption is not going to help, especially when you fall off your bar stool.

Does singing 'Star Spangled Banner' off key really make Navy lieutenants fall for you? or back flips in a ball gown? Anyone else used these gambits as a chat up line? Or fallen for them??

The interesting part of the show is watching the body language and facial expressions, looking at reactions and trying to work out which women he likes and which ones he doesn't.

People can like the programme or dislike it, but please don't imply that others who watch it are in anyway inferior to those who settle down to enjoy a documentary for fun.

ireland2canada Jul 20th 2010 10:36 am

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8716165)

Why do people want to be on these programmes, revealing so much about themselves?

Why do these young women dress the way they do? Age inappropriate, over made up, over hairdo-ed, and lip glossed. It's the 80s without the hair.

If you are going to be on TV and in a competition surely you would realise that alcohol consumption is not going to help, especially when you fall off your bar stool.

Does singing 'Star Spangled Banner' off key really make Navy lieutenants fall for you? or back flips in a ball gown? Anyone else used these gambits as a chat up line? Or fallen for them??

I haven't bought a tv since I've been living in Canada, but when I was back home I would stick on stuff like this just to have something on. I think I'm too cynical to believe any of it, it must be staged, it can't be real, these people can't truly be that thick/inane/self obsessed.

What if he doesn't like any of them? What then? Do they really find "love" or is it all fabricated rubbish?


PS. I can't sing and I would be very surprised if a back flip worked out, but I can fall off a bar stool. Does that count?

fledermaus Jul 20th 2010 10:53 am

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Originally Posted by ireland2canada (Post 8716282)
I haven't bought a tv since I've been living in Canada, but when I was back home I would stick on stuff like this just to have something on. I think I'm too cynical to believe any of it, it must be staged, it can't be real, these people can't truly be that thick/inane/self obsessed.

What if he doesn't like any of them? What then? Do they really find "love" or is it all fabricated rubbish?


PS. I can't sing and I would be very surprised if a back flip worked out, but I can fall off a bar stool. Does that count?

I've found that the bar stool effect is ruined if you forget you that have your tart tapper heels wedged behind the foot rest. You can redeem yourself if you manage not to spill your drink as you land face first on the floor.

Oink Jul 20th 2010 11:00 am

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8716310)
I've found that the bar stool effect is ruined if you forget you that have your tart tapper heels wedged behind the foot rest. You can redeem yourself if you manage not to spill your drink as you land face first on the floor.

:wub:

ireland2canada Jul 20th 2010 11:02 am

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8716310)
I've found that the bar stool effect is ruined if you forget you that have your tart tapper heels wedged behind the foot rest. You can redeem yourself if you manage not to spill your drink as you land face first on the floor.

Oh no, you didn't mention heels before. I would have trouble wobbling into the bar let alone onto a stool. Damn, I'll never attract a Navy lieutenant.

Spill a drink? Do catch yourself on ;)

macadian Jul 20th 2010 12:56 pm

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 8715701)
Aw Clem -athough it sounded like a nasty comment to start with - I think t was meant as a joke - wasnt it ?? :blink:



Yes...it certainly was meant to be 'very tongue in cheek'...and in jest! I had hoped the smilies conveyed that. No offence intended and I sincerely hope non taken.....:huh:;)... Such are the perils of posting...I'm not really such a bad chap......:)

I'm now having to work for a living again (Thanks Darling & Brown & Co)...hence the late response....

fledermaus Jul 20th 2010 2:38 pm

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Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8716474)
Yes...it certainly was meant to be 'very tongue in cheek'...and in jest! I had hoped the smilies conveyed that. No offence intended and I sincerely hope non taken.....:huh:;)... Such are the perils of posting...I'm not really such a bad chap......:)

I'm now having to work for a living again (Thanks Darling & Brown & Co)...hence the late response....

work, the curse of the drinking classes

dbd33 Jul 20th 2010 11:37 pm

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I know nothing of the bachelor. But, one year, I was driving across America, the trip with the super-toked cat on the dashboard, at the time of the finale of the Bachelorette. It may have been the first series, certainly it was one that had some controversy about it. My companion wanted to watch it.

We entered a bar in Hicksville Nebraska, or similar, in the hope of finding a TV. There, on the big screen, was the show and there, in the bar, was what seemed to be the whole population of the town cheering and booing the progress of the suitors. I'd say I've not seen the like but I have seen Big Screen Coronation Street in a pool hall in Canada.

Life well lived, innit?

fledermaus Jul 20th 2010 11:47 pm

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 8717501)
I know nothing of the bachelor. But, one year, I was driving across America, the trip with the super-toked cat on the dashboard, at the time of the finale of the Bachelorette. It may have been the first series, certainly it was one that had some controversy about it. My companion wanted to watch it.

We entered a bar in Hicksville Nebraska, or similar, in the hope of finding a TV. There, on the big screen, was the show and there, in the bar, was what seemed to be the whole population of the town cheering and booing the progress of the suitors. I'd say I've not seen the like but I have seen Big Screen Coronation Street in a pool hall in Canada.

Life well lived, innit?

So much nicer than lynching passing strangers, you were lucky they were otherwise occupied.

Clematis Jul 21st 2010 12:26 am

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 8715701)
Aw Clem -athough it sounded like a nasty comment to start with - I think t was meant as a joke - wasnt it ?? :blink:

As my grandmother used to say, a joke is only funny if the other people laugh, but yes in this instance I probably took offense were none was intended. The lady in question had fed, watered and amused me for the weekend, I was offended by the remark and reacted. Sometimes this place really pisses me off with the judgements people make. :rolleyes:


Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8716474)
Yes...it certainly was meant to be 'very tongue in cheek'...and in jest! I had hoped the smilies conveyed that. No offence intended and I sincerely hope non taken.....:huh:;)... Such are the perils of posting...I'm not really such a bad chap......:)

:)

The4BellsLondon Jul 21st 2010 5:13 am

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psssst Clem - want some of my pills ;) xxx love ya xxx

Cassie 10000 Jul 21st 2010 5:22 am

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 8718267)
psssst Clem - want some of my pills ;) xxx love ya xxx

If you're in a mood for sharing :)

The4BellsLondon Jul 21st 2010 5:30 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 8718281)
If you're in a mood for sharing :)

oooh I could be a dealer!! ;)

Cassie 10000 Jul 21st 2010 5:40 am

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 8718299)
oooh I could be a dealer!! ;)

:D

Clematis Jul 21st 2010 2:03 pm

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 8718267)
psssst Clem - want some of my pills ;) xxx love ya xxx

I'm chilled.... But thanks for the offer. :eek:


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