YYZlover

A brother to a friend and his wife has kidnapped me. No ransom demands. In fact, the wife just told my mother in an ichat that she intends to adopt me.

I'm in a gigantic house in Kitchener. They keep me in the guest room in the basement with a walkout to the garden. I have to bypass the bar and pool table before I can get out.

I am force fed alcohol and gourmet dinners. They threw an impromptu barbeque on sunday. Double-Double from Tim Horton's delivered daily. Banana/choc-chip muffins on demand.

Help! Please don't rescue me!

Alberta_Rose

Poor you, that sounds terrible!!!

Novocastrian

Well, yes. It's Kitchener.

Poor thing.

FlirtyKnickers

I sound to me that your having a horrible time..maybe they could kidnap me instead mrs 007

mandymoochops

There there YYZ grin and bear it, be strong and may the force be with you

Coffeepot

should we start a fund for the ransom
How can anyone be treated in such a way

mandymoochops

Yes how about the "SAVE YYZ APPEAL". Though i'm not sure that anything short of a penthouse suite at The Ritz (or other similarly posh) with free everything would persuade her to find the energy to break free from this nightmare.

Keep your chin up, we will hold a vigil tonight at midnight with candles and champagne

Coffeepot

Called the Ritz no room im afraid, will try the Hilton ill ping Paris see if she can pull some strings, we can't give up got to save her, hang in there YYZ think positive we feel your pain

gingnut

I heard your Mom was in on it!

YYZlover

Actually, you are right. Because when they told her she said "please do!".

I knew my family always wanted to get rd of me.

Coffeepot

You are so brave, hang in there,
we are working on getting you out, i think Mrs Moo is negotiating with them right now something about putting herself in your place instead, see no sacrifice is too great

Souvenir

Yikes! That's harsh treatment. Even Gitmo inmates don't get tortured that badly.

Lorna_D

I have rallied the people of Regina Beach and when they stop drinking, playing on their ATV's and 4x4's and before the lake melts enough for them to put their boats out, we intend to march on Ontario to save you; however there are a few pubs on the way so it might take some time, does that sound ok with you

mc_dub

I sent a team of French special forces to rescue you but when they found out Kitchener runs into Waterloo they mysteriously backed out

Pretty Flowers

I drove through Kitchener on the way to the Maple syrup festival this weekend. Does that help at all????