Tiger woods, Wayne Rooney, David Beckam, John Terry, Bill Clinton.

Apart from being famous, what do these men all share in common ? Infidelity.
All found the need to cheat on their spouses with another woman.

Have you found Canadian life liberal with lots of infidelity ? Or does this kind of stuff just not happen in Canada ? Or does it happen behind closed doors but is just not spoken about.

Doesn't really matter does it - people will be people no matter where they live. Given the right circumstances a Canadian is as likely to f**k around as a German sheep farmer.

Infidelity is non existent in Canada. Canadians are the most monogamous nation on earth according to the poll i've just conducted with my Canadian wife.

Good to hear, as long as you are as faithful as her you can't go wrong

However I know men can easily be led, and every Samson has a Delilah waiting to lure him, devour him, and then expose him for the dirty lying cheat he is

Were you hoping for offers?

Are you offering ?

Canada is an island of purity in a sea of corruption.

Nah, I couldn't bear the rejection

A brave new world, where all the women know how to keep their legs crossed and men are happy with the egg and chips on offer at home

How vulgar

Anyway Canadians don't have sex - only hockey.

Absolutely.

Ah well, nothing ventured nothing gained, apart from public humiliation when it all comes out

well there must be a whole load of horny sexy women in Canada waiting to be devoured

My only thought is I could kill for a plate of egg and chips.....

As long as this egg and chips looks like Britney Spears in the "oops I did it again video" ?