Imagine.......
Dec 17th 2008, 2:16 pm
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Imagine.......
Imagine:
A chopping board with 4 slices of buttered bread and two with cheese on it,
On open tub of margerine,
A cup of tea,
an opened packet of cheese,
a full punnet of vine ripened tomatoes - on the vine still.
Imagine:
Finding half the vine ripened tomatoes to be rotten on the inside edges where you can't see from the outside of the punnet
Imagine:
Trying to get the rotten tomatoes off the vine without squisheing rotten tomato everywhere.
Imagine:
One of the only good tomatoes flying through the air, sploshing into the cup of tea and spraying tea all over the open margerine, the buttered and cheesed slices of bread and over the new white t-shirt I'm wearing...........
A chopping board with 4 slices of buttered bread and two with cheese on it,
On open tub of margerine,
A cup of tea,
an opened packet of cheese,
a full punnet of vine ripened tomatoes - on the vine still.
Imagine:
Finding half the vine ripened tomatoes to be rotten on the inside edges where you can't see from the outside of the punnet
Imagine:
Trying to get the rotten tomatoes off the vine without squisheing rotten tomato everywhere.
Imagine:
One of the only good tomatoes flying through the air, sploshing into the cup of tea and spraying tea all over the open margerine, the buttered and cheesed slices of bread and over the new white t-shirt I'm wearing...........
Dec 17th 2008, 2:25 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
Piff Poff - you should've just gone for Cheerios for brekkie 
That'll teach you to go all fancy-schmanzy 
That'll teach you to go all fancy-schmanzy
Dec 17th 2008, 2:40 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
Oh dear, not a pretty sight eh!!!! 
Dec 17th 2008, 3:23 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
I must be evil cos I laughed 
It is just the kind of thing that would happen to me!
It is just the kind of thing that would happen to me!
Dec 17th 2008, 3:30 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
You broke cardinal rule No. 1 which is to never, ever wear a white t-shirt in the vicinity of a tomato-based product!
Dec 17th 2008, 5:24 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
You're using margarine, no sympathy 
Dec 17th 2008, 6:20 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
Imagine:
A chopping board with 4 slices of buttered bread and two with cheese on it,
On open tub of margerine,
A cup of tea,
an opened packet of cheese,
a full punnet of vine ripened tomatoes - on the vine still.
Imagine:
Finding half the vine ripened tomatoes to be rotten on the inside edges where you can't see from the outside of the punnet
Imagine:
Trying to get the rotten tomatoes off the vine without squisheing rotten tomato everywhere.
Imagine:
One of the only good tomatoes flying through the air, sploshing into the cup of tea and spraying tea all over the open margerine, the buttered and cheesed slices of bread and over the new white t-shirt I'm wearing...........
A chopping board with 4 slices of buttered bread and two with cheese on it,
On open tub of margerine,
A cup of tea,
an opened packet of cheese,
a full punnet of vine ripened tomatoes - on the vine still.
Imagine:
Finding half the vine ripened tomatoes to be rotten on the inside edges where you can't see from the outside of the punnet
Imagine:
Trying to get the rotten tomatoes off the vine without squisheing rotten tomato everywhere.
Imagine:
One of the only good tomatoes flying through the air, sploshing into the cup of tea and spraying tea all over the open margerine, the buttered and cheesed slices of bread and over the new white t-shirt I'm wearing...........
Dec 17th 2008, 6:23 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
Not exactly end-of-the-world stuff, is it?
Just like most of the stuff on this website.
Just like most of the stuff on this website.
Dec 17th 2008, 6:58 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
Sounds like my white t-shirt after trying to feed my 5 month old daughter squash yesterday (why is nearly all food that is suitable for infants orange???)
(why is nearly all food that is suitable for infants orange???)
Dec 17th 2008, 7:44 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
And then I decided it would be a good idea to have a chicken curry for dinner.... one that involved copious amounts of turmeric.
My lovely handknitted cream sweater is now covered in odd orangey yellow splodges that won't come out (turmeric can be used to dye wool!). I spent HOURS knitting that sweater too
Dec 17th 2008, 7:51 pm
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I wore a cream sweater yesterday (a handknitted wool sweater that needs handwashing).
And then I decided it would be a good idea to have a chicken curry for dinner.... one that involved copious amounts of turmeric.
My lovely handknitted cream sweater is now covered in odd orangey yellow splodges that won't come out (turmeric can be used to dye wool!). I spent HOURS knitting that sweater too
And then I decided it would be a good idea to have a chicken curry for dinner.... one that involved copious amounts of turmeric.
My lovely handknitted cream sweater is now covered in odd orangey yellow splodges that won't come out (turmeric can be used to dye wool!). I spent HOURS knitting that sweater too
Dec 17th 2008, 8:42 pm
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Re: Imagine.......
Imagine:
A chopping board with 4 slices of buttered bread and two with cheese on it,
On open tub of margerine,
A cup of tea,
an opened packet of cheese,
a full punnet of vine ripened tomatoes - on the vine still.
Imagine:
Finding half the vine ripened tomatoes to be rotten on the inside edges where you can't see from the outside of the punnet
Imagine:
Trying to get the rotten tomatoes off the vine without squisheing rotten tomato everywhere.
Imagine:
One of the only good tomatoes flying through the air, sploshing into the cup of tea and spraying tea all over the open margerine, the buttered and cheesed slices of bread and over the new white t-shirt I'm wearing...........
A chopping board with 4 slices of buttered bread and two with cheese on it,
On open tub of margerine,
A cup of tea,
an opened packet of cheese,
a full punnet of vine ripened tomatoes - on the vine still.
Imagine:
Finding half the vine ripened tomatoes to be rotten on the inside edges where you can't see from the outside of the punnet
Imagine:
Trying to get the rotten tomatoes off the vine without squisheing rotten tomato everywhere.
Imagine:
One of the only good tomatoes flying through the air, sploshing into the cup of tea and spraying tea all over the open margerine, the buttered and cheesed slices of bread and over the new white t-shirt I'm wearing...........
its not rocket science buying Toms..
And if the toms were that rotten they would fall of the vine almost by themselves
Dec 18th 2008, 12:10 am
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Re: Imagine.......
Didn't say it was - just thought someone with a good imagination would see the funny side - I know I did
Ok so the rottonist (great English there) tomato was at the bottom of the punnet and the rotten side faced into the middle of the punnet - it infected ALL the tomatos on the sides facing the rotton side of the rotton tomato - so half the toms in the punnet had started to turn - I can't see through toms to see all the edges when they are in a punnet - serves me right for buying pre packaged - I should have learned my lesson by now. I do usually hand pick my produce but I was in a hurry picked up a punnet, glanced at the edges and hurried on my way
Ok so the rottonist (great English there) tomato was at the bottom of the punnet and the rotten side faced into the middle of the punnet - it infected ALL the tomatos on the sides facing the rotton side of the rotton tomato - so half the toms in the punnet had started to turn - I can't see through toms to see all the edges when they are in a punnet - serves me right for buying pre packaged - I should have learned my lesson by now. I do usually hand pick my produce but I was in a hurry picked up a punnet, glanced at the edges and hurried on my way
Dec 18th 2008, 12:27 am
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Re: Imagine.......
Yes! A turmeric sweater would be great! It's such a great colour.... Or if you're like me and look gross in warm colours, dye it in coolish toned Kool-Aid drink mix powders if you prefer pinky-purplish-coolish colours.
http://knitty.com/ISSUEfall02/FEATdyedwool.htmls
http://knitty.com/ISSUEfall02/FEATdyedwool.htmls
