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Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by BristolUK
(Post 9851199)
So was I. :)
In my example the guy was bragging about getting her to go out with him and she wasn't there when they were talking. And neither was Jane. :rofl::rofl: |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 9851352)
That Jane's a bitch:lol:
Will she kiss and tell? |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by BristolUK
(Post 9851365)
Will she kiss and tell?
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Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
So we've gone from polos to manners to 'she'! I love how these threads can develop.:D
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Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Niobii
(Post 9854081)
So we've gone from polos to manners to 'she'! I love how these threads can develop.:D
So come on ladies spill the beans. Imagine several of you sat on a patio sipping on your martinis or cocktails or whatever. Up pulls the Ferrari with the Jersey Shore type guido driving it. He is revving the engine trying to attract your attention and give you the come on Im available look. Do you 1. Comment that his timing on the engine needs looking at. 2. Comment that he should be driving a black coloured Ferrari rather than the red one. 3. Order more drinks and all agree that HE has a small dick. |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
(Post 9854398)
Its pretty simple She would like a polo.
So come on ladies spill the beans. Imagine several of you sat on a patio sipping on your martinis or cocktails or whatever. Up pulls the Ferrari with the Jersey Shore type guido driving it. He is revving the engine trying to attract your attention and give you the come on Im available look. Do you 1. Comment that his timing on the engine needs looking at. 2. Comment that he should be driving a black coloured Ferrari rather than the red one. 3. Order more drinks and all agree that HE has a small dick. |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
(Post 9854398)
Its pretty simple She would like a polo.
So come on ladies spill the beans. Imagine several of you sat on a patio sipping on your martinis or cocktails or whatever. Up pulls the Ferrari with the Jersey Shore type guido driving it. He is revving the engine trying to attract your attention and give you the come on Im available look. Do you 1. Comment that his timing on the engine needs looking at. 2. Comment that he should be driving a black coloured Ferrari rather than the red one. 3. Order more drinks and all agree that HE has a small dick. |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 9854408)
But how could we know his name?:lol:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
(Post 9854469)
Well if all Glaswegians are called Jimmy then the guido would probably answer to Hey Tony
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 9854485)
It says not necessarily of Italian descent tho':p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_(slang) |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
(Post 9854499)
Should have used this link instead :p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_(slang) |
Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
So, I offered said person some cherries instead of a polo and they took a large handful! Am I being sensitive or should I just stop offering them stuff?!
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Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Niobii
(Post 9897954)
So, I offered said person some cherries instead of a polo and they took a large handful! Am I being sensitive or should I just stop offering them stuff?!
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Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Niobii
(Post 9897954)
So, I offered said person some cherries instead of a polo and they took a large handful! Am I being sensitive or should I just stop offering them stuff?!
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Re: If you offer someone a polo and.......
Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
(Post 9854398)
Its pretty simple She would like a polo.
So come on ladies spill the beans. Imagine several of you sat on a patio sipping on your martinis or cocktails or whatever. Up pulls the Ferrari with the Jersey Shore type guido driving it. He is revving the engine trying to attract your attention and give you the come on Im available look. Do you 1. Comment that his timing on the engine needs looking at. 2. Comment that he should be driving a black coloured Ferrari rather than the red one. 3. Order more drinks and all agree that HE has a small dick. |
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