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Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:13 am

How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
Quite hard it seems.

While I was in the Mall today I decided to grab some lunch as a little treat.

Off I went to a well know fast food joint and placed my order.

Do you want the original? yes I replied

Do you want to supersize? No I replied

Do you want fries? Then I repeated my whole order and said yes I want fries with that :confused:

For gods sake I just want my lunch, when she said how much it was the alarm bells started to ring, I thought she made an error, maybe she had superzied my order. Not wanting to get her into trouble I just put the change in my pocket and waited.


Anyway the order came and she had included poutine as my fries order, that's a damn meal in itself.

I looked at it then looked at her and said whats this :confused: Poutine she says, I said I said all I wanted was fries.

She told me to wrap it up for later :blink: I said well you placed my order wrong! I was starting to get annoyed by this.

I repeated again and said I didn't want it, all I wanted was fries. The manager came over asked the employee if she had asked me for poutine and she said yes. I then said no I didn't! How am I going to eat all this by myself? She then informs me that they don't normally refund food and what I had ordered would have to go in the bin :frown: I never asked for it!

I stood my ground and in the end they gave me my fries and refunded the difference. They wanted my signature and my phone number, I signed it then informed them I was on holiday and don't live here :o I know, but I don't want them having my number.

Why do they ask all these damn questions, I told them what I wanted its so annoying.

cindyabs May 21st 2009 7:19 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593219)
Quite hard it seems.

While I was in the Mall today I decided to grab some lunch as a little treat.

Off I went to a well know fast food joint and placed my order.

Do you want the original? yes I replied

Do you want to supersize? No I replied

Do you want fries? Then I repeated my whole order and said yes I want fries with that :confused:

For gods sake I just want my lunch, when she said how much it was the alarm bells started to ring, I thought she made an error, maybe she had superzied my order. Not wanting to get her into trouble I just put the change in my pocket and waited.


Anyway the order came and she had included poutine as my fries order, that's a damn meal in itself.

I looked at it then looked at her and said whats this :confused: Poutine she says, I said I said all I wanted was fries.

She told me to wrap it up for later :blink: I said well you placed my order wrong! I was starting to get annoyed by this.

I repeated again and said I didn't want it, all I wanted was fries. The manager came over asked the employee if she had asked me for poutine and she said yes. I then said no I didn't! How am I going to eat all this by myself? She then informs me that they don't normally refund food and what I had ordered would have to go in the bin :frown: I never asked for it!

I stood my ground and in the end they gave me my fries and refunded the difference. They wanted my signature and my phone number, I signed it then informed them I was on holiday and don't live here :o I know, but I don't want them having my number.

Why do they ask all these damn questions, I told them what I wanted its so annoying.


well thank God, at least it wasn't the US. :thumbup:

I don't think you can get poutine here. You can get poontang, but that's a whole different subject.

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:21 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
I didn't know what it was until today.

Very odd, a mixture of fries, sloppy gravy and chicken

bevinva May 21st 2009 7:22 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
Had to look up poutine, now I want some cheese curds (you can't buy them here).

another bloody yank May 21st 2009 7:24 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
So you didn't give them your number?

Lord Lionheart May 21st 2009 7:27 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
This is possibly the most interesting thread since the 'I pulled something that grows out of the earth to make soup and there was dirt in it' thread

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:30 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7593236)
So you didn't give them your number?

No, I don't understand why they would need it.



Originally Posted by Lord Lionheart (Post 7593247)
This is possibly the most interesting thread since the 'I pulled something that grows out of the earth to make soup and there was dirt in it' thread


I take it this isn't a compliment.

Jerseygirl May 21st 2009 7:32 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
Cassie...I think this thread should have been posted in the Maple Leaf.

another bloody yank May 21st 2009 7:33 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593253)
No, I don't understand why they would need it.

Probably so corporate could call you and reimbur$e you for your trouble. It's pretty standard in situations like this. You're SOL now.:(

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:34 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 7593260)
Cassie...I think this thread should have been posted in the Maple Leaf.

Do you think I would get more sympathy ;)

I didn't make an error, I did post it in the lounge.

Jerseygirl May 21st 2009 7:35 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593264)
Do you think I would get more sympathy ;)

I didn't make an error, I did post it in the lounge.

Most of the folk in The Lounge are from the US...they tend not to be too bothered about what happens in Canada. :D

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:37 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7593261)
Probably so corporate could call you and reimbur$e you for your trouble. It's pretty standard in situations like this. You're SOL now.:(

Nope, they did refund me.

Next time I'll speak up when I notice something isn't right, but I hate complaining.

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 7:38 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593264)
Do you think I would get more sympathy ;)

I didn't make an error, I did post it in the lounge.

Not a chance. ;)

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:38 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 7593268)
Most of the folk in The Lounge are from the US...they tend not to be too bothered about what happens in Canada. :D

I'm sure they care about their neighbours..........reallly. :unsure:

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 7:39 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 7593228)
well thank God, at least it wasn't the US. :thumbup:

I don't think you can get poutine here. You can get poontang, but that's a whole different subject.

Ooh look! Another Richmond Hill poster!

iaink May 21st 2009 7:39 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
Just try and get it without Tomato ("Tomaahtoe"). They never get that right:frown:

I have been reduced to dispensing with what little diginity I have left and using the "TomEhto" pronunciation to have any chance of not getting what I dont want:unsure:


Cant believe you didnt want to try the (KFC presumably) poutine...its one of lifes great experiences!

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:39 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7593276)
Not a chance. ;)

Thanks for the support :p

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 7:40 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593278)
I'm sure they care about their neighbours..........reallly. :unsure:

Oh, that's a good one. Do you know any more?

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:43 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7593285)
Oh, that's a good one. Do you know any more?

Your putting me on the spot now, you're making me nervous. :unsure:

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 7:45 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593219)

Do you want fries? Then I repeated my whole order and said yes I want fries with that :confused:

I said I said all I wanted was fries.


Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593284)
Thanks for the support :p

Hard to sympathize if you ordered fries with your fries. :rofl:

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:47 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7593298)
Hard to sympathize if you ordered fries with your fries. :rofl:

you lost me :confused:

iaink May 21st 2009 7:49 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
Steer clear of Subway too....too many questions and options, your head might well explode! Takes my dad about 5 minutes of holding the line up 6" or a foot, which bread, toasted? Cheese? Which Cheese? Which filling, what topings, Sauce, which one? Mayo? Salt and pepper... to go or not, meal deal with that ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH just give him a cheese and branston butty and he will be happy!

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 7:52 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593302)
you lost me :confused:

Funny, that happened earlier when I was moonlighting at the foodcourt.

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:55 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 7593310)
Steer clear of Subway too....too many questions and options, your head might well explode! Takes my dad about 5 minutes of holding the line up 6" or a foot, which bread, toasted? Cheese? Which Cheese? Which filling, what topings, Sauce, which one? Mayo? Salt and pepper... to go or not, meal deal with that ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH just give him a cheese and branston butty and he will be happy!

Just my point, all I wanted was my combo meal, wrap, fries and drink.

I kept repeating myself and it also didn't help that it was quite noisy and she wasn't the loudest of speakers.

Like I said before, I generally don't complain.

rwin May 21st 2009 7:56 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
Tell them your number is 9113485

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:56 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7593317)
Funny, that happened earlier when I was moonlighting at the foodcourt.

Sorry, but what have I said?

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 7:57 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593319)
Just my point, all I wanted was my combo meal, wrap, fries and drink.

See, you're doing it again.

iaink May 21st 2009 7:58 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593319)
Just my point, all I wanted was my combo meal, wrap, fries and drink.

I kept repeating myself and it also didn't help that it was quite noisy and she wasn't the loudest of speakers.

Like I said before, I generally don't complain.

Canada being a nation of sub optimal english speakers, I find it best to stick to the NUMBERS when ordering, along with pointing at the lavish colour pictures of food that looks NOTHING AT ALL like what finally arrives in the brown paper bag;)

Oink May 21st 2009 7:59 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 7593310)
Steer clear of Subway too....too many questions and options, your head might well explode! Takes my dad about 5 minutes of holding the line up 6" or a foot, which bread, toasted? Cheese? Which Cheese? Which filling, what topings, Sauce, which one? Mayo? Salt and pepper... to go or not, meal deal with that ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH just give him a cheese and branston butty and he will be happy!

I had problems in there as well; the anxiety it caused was never compensated by the food. But, after persevering I've now got it down as long as I stick with one particular type of sandwich. They also tend to be incredible rude which doesn't help.

Cassie 10000 May 21st 2009 7:59 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7593332)
See, you're doing it again.

Give up.

Sorry I posted :(

Have a good day

You win, can't be arsed!

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 8:01 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
This all reminds me of when I first arrived in California in 1977.

I was in a gas station and asked if they had a map.

The server looked at the floor and asked what I had spilled.

Brownstar May 21st 2009 8:01 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 
hhhhhmmmmmmmmm poutine,personally I like the poutine at Swiss Chalet

Butch Cassidy May 21st 2009 8:02 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7593347)
hhhhhmmmmmmmmm poutine,personally I like the poutine at Swiss Chalet

Sad man, VERY Sad man.

rwin May 21st 2009 8:02 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7593345)
This all reminds me of when I first arrived in California in 1977.

I was in a gas station and asked if they had a map.

The server looked at the floor and asked what I had spilled.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

BristolUK May 21st 2009 8:02 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593319)
Just my point, all I wanted was my combo meal, wrap, fries and drink.

I hate Tim's and fast food places for the same reason. I half expect to be asked how many grains of sugar with something.

Egg and bacon sounded so complicated at Montreal airport once. :lol:

iaink May 21st 2009 8:07 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 7593352)
I hate Tim's and fast food places for the same reason. I half expect to be asked how many grains of sugar with something.

Egg and bacon sounded so complicated at Montreal airport once. :lol:

Its daunting until you figure out that if you tell them EXACTLY what you want up front, then they dont have to ask you 20 questions to figure it out.

I guess Im saying you get used to it, and the choice / customisation level is actually a good thing, once you know what you want... unless you dont want tomato and still insist on speaking english proper like.:D

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 8:07 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7593341)
Give up.

Sorry I posted :(

Have a good day

You win, can't be arsed!

Calm, deep breath.

Eats shoots and leaves.

Or summat.

rwin May 21st 2009 8:11 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 7593364)
unless you dont want tomato and still insist on speaking english proper like.:D

Are you suggesting it's tomahto?

iaink May 21st 2009 8:13 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7593375)
Are you suggesting it's tomahto?

Im suggesting that sometimes you have to do what you have to do to get what you want;) "When in Rome" and all that... I still feel dirty afterwards though:(

Novocastrian May 21st 2009 8:16 am

Re: How hard is it to order some lunch?
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 7593381)
Im suggesting that sometimes you have to do what you have to do to get what you want;) "When in Rome" and all that... I still feel dirty afterwards though:(

I know, they do some funny things in Rome (so I've heard).


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