British Expats

British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Maple Leaf (https://britishexpats.com/forum/maple-leaf-98/)
-   -   How do you sleep at night??? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/maple-leaf-98/how-do-you-sleep-night-491923/)

dbd33 Nov 6th 2007 11:41 am

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by Gremmie (Post 5521093)
How do you sleep at night???
Alone:(

I sleep with a hot woman. That isn't as good as it sounds except that, unlike other women, she isn't able to express disgust by pressing a frozen foot against my warm bits.

Gremmie Nov 6th 2007 1:40 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5521156)
I sleep with a hot woman. That isn't as good as it sounds except that, unlike other women, she isn't able to express disgust by pressing a frozen foot against my warm bits.

Ah yes,that wonderful feeling of a carbuncle infested foot,with long uncut toe nails, and bunions,gently caressing your left testicle extracting the last bit of warmth left in your body.....Ahh the joys and bliss of mariage:rofl:

boxerdog03 Nov 6th 2007 6:47 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by Gremmie (Post 5521447)
Ah yes,that wonderful feeling of a carbuncle infested foot,with long uncut toe nails, and bunions,gently caressing your left testicle extracting the last bit of warmth left in your body.....Ahh the joys and bliss of mariage:rofl:

My feet arn't like that;) What type of woman was you married to:eek::rofl:

Gremmie Nov 6th 2007 7:03 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by boxerdog03 (Post 5522124)
My feet arn't like that;) What type of woman was you married to:eek::rofl:

The female type:p:p

iaink Nov 7th 2007 12:37 am

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by MarkG (Post 5520709)
Could be, it did mention something about reducing the cycling rate. But surely it won't be cycling through the summer if it's turned off?

If its off it wont be burning at all, so no condensate generated and no harm done.

Howard1944 Nov 7th 2007 8:38 am

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 
English Foreplay, You Awake?:tounge_smile:

iaink Nov 7th 2007 8:43 am

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by Howard1944 (Post 5525109)
English Foreplay, You Awake?:tounge_smile:

So you are another one who cant tell an Englishman from an Australian:rofl:

daft batty Nov 10th 2007 12:19 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 
and another thing about sleeping and bedrooms. Does anyone understand pillowshams?? Whats that all about then? Are they merely decorative? Are you meant to be arsed and take them, the covers, off everynight so you can use the pillow???
:confused:

kingfisher241049 Nov 10th 2007 12:20 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by daft batty (Post 5515714)
No, not an enquiry over how clean your conscience is. :eek:

But what do you cover yourselves with at night?


Usually my wife!! :thumbsup::D:D

Biiiiink Nov 10th 2007 2:35 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by daft batty (Post 5539293)
and another thing about sleeping and bedrooms. Does anyone understand pillowshams?? Whats that all about then? Are they merely decorative? Are you meant to be arsed and take them, the covers, off everynight so you can use the pillow???
:confused:

pita, aren't they? We have two decorative and two functional. I have a friend with about 20 pillows on her bed - spends half her evening taking them off and then half the next morning putting them back on :blink:

why Nov 10th 2007 3:01 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 
queen bed with down quilt...naked..winter log burner down stairs makes it really warm in the bedroom..in summer evaporative air con....no fussy pillows just shake quilt and go...easy..

manghams Nov 11th 2007 12:04 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 

Originally Posted by daft batty (Post 5539293)
and another thing about sleeping and bedrooms. Does anyone understand pillowshams?? Whats that all about then? Are they merely decorative? Are you meant to be arsed and take them, the covers, off everynight so you can use the pillow???
:confused:


Extra pillows; four for sleeping on, two decorative - I've even got hubby trained now to remove the fancy ones before getting in. :lol::rofl:
BUT, he still doesn't know how to re-make it! :thumbdown:
Not that that matters just now, sleeping on an airbed!!!
Georgous superkingsize gone in the truck. :curse: Oh how I miss my bed. :cry_smile:

Cookie Nov 11th 2007 11:37 pm

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 
For winter - brushed cotton sheets, fleece blanket and comforter on top.

2 pillow shams and 3 decorative cushions that match the comforter and 2 ordinary pillows for resting my weary head on. I say ordinary pillow but mine is a feather filled Ralph Lauren pillow that unknowingly was stuffed into some luggage we bought while on vacation to Toronto a few years ago. We thought is was a filler to show the flight bag at its best, but days later when we emptied the bag before flying home, I discovered the embroidered Ralph Lauren signature and price tag of $300 :eek: Of course it was too late to take it back (does that make me a fellon?) :unsure:

Dual electric blanket that has individual heat setting up to 10 :eek:

New fleece jim-jams that are the best ever

We have an air exchanger so no open windows for us. Mind you when it drops to -30C who wants that blowing in.

Robski Nov 12th 2007 4:02 am

Re: How do you sleep at night???
 
Excellent re teh v.posh pillow. Hope that gives you a good nights sleep :rofl:


All times are GMT -12. The time now is 12:54 am.

Powered by vBulletin: ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.