The Hooker and the Scotsman
Sep 10th 2007, 11:19 pm
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The Hooker and the Scotsman
Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?"
" £100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"
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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week"."
" £100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"
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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week"."
Sep 10th 2007, 11:27 pm
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Joined: Dec 2006
Location: Was Prestwick Ayrshire, now Canmore AB.
Posts: 999
Re: The Hooker and the Scotsman
Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?"
" £100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"
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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week"."
" £100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"
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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week"."
Sep 11th 2007, 2:28 am
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Joined: Feb 2004
Location: London, Ontario
Posts: 1,548
Re: The Hooker and the Scotsman
Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?"
" £100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"
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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week"."
" £100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"
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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week"."
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Eddie
Sep 11th 2007, 3:24 am
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Re: The Hooker and the Scotsman
Sep 11th 2007, 7:10 am
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Re: The Hooker and the Scotsman
Sep 11th 2007, 11:44 am
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Re: The Hooker and the Scotsman
Very good.
Was this the same Scotsman who when asked: "Is there anything worn under the kilt?"
Replied: "No, it's all in perfect working order."
Bruce the Robert
Was this the same Scotsman who when asked: "Is there anything worn under the kilt?"
Replied: "No, it's all in perfect working order."
Bruce the Robert
