A-hem! I'm here you know..... And it isn't always minus 300 million degrees, sometimes it's plus 300 million. Your bar-room hipsters probably come from here anyway and can't come back.

I'm a hipster.

They arent talking about plus sized trousers

Then stay out of my local.

I'm currently growing my beard out and will be trimming it exactly like this:

I like the gentrification too (but pass on the buns and juice). Hipsters don't bother me, they're just young adults with naff fashion sense. Plus ca change.

Quite impressed with Oink's 7% beer though.

They don't usually bother me, but last night, they were talking bollox very loudly.


The beer special, was proper 20oz pints of their rotating tap for a fairly reasonable $5.00. Last night it was a winter ale which I don't usually like, but this one wasn't too bad. I didn't find out it was 7% until the my last pint at which point I was mashed. HID was not impressed when I wandered home. She retaliated this morning by not allowing me to have fried bread.

Stop wearing those slippers and put your trousers back on!

This the stuff. It's called Father John's Winter ale.

No, no ,no .. First rule of being a hipster is to deny you are one!

Looks good. Five pints of that and you're really finished.

I'm not a hipster.

And here was me wondering if my mockery of sense of humourless canucks in other threads was too much.
Spits beer out laughing.