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:rofl::rofl::rofl:



Think someone is trying to tell us something ;)

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but i dont want a green brazilian!!

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Pink is s much nicer :wub:

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and any colour is better than Grey:p

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lol good to see i lifted the mood a bit :thumbsup: hey you can even have a hollywood with gems ya know !! :eek: your hubby would be pleased !! pmsl x

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You been peeking mmmmm;) good job i am Blonde the grey doesn't show very much haha

Don't give him any more ideas please :sneaky:

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ok - so I know i really probably dont want to know this - - but what is a hollywood with gems??

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I knew you would ask Carrie :rofl:

actually to be honest i thought you would know, google it hun xx

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do I want it??

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Oh Yes OH would lay his life on the line for you :rofl:

so what shape do you fancy :blink:

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Oh now you must elaborate on this one! Don't tell me it involves superglue and rhinestones!!!:eek:

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actually to be honest i thought you would know, google it hun xx[/QUOTE]

Dear God I hate to think what would come up!:wub:

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Dear God I hate to think what would come up!:wub:[/QUOTE]
Actually its ok hahaha

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Actually its ok hahaha[/QUOTE]

Mmmm - I'd better not! I'm sitting here doing an Ops Management assignment for Uni - if my OH comes in and catches me oggling 'Hollywood Twinkies' he's going to think I've started batting for the other team!

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Went through the exact same thing with my 14yr old son. Bribes don't work too well with him so I sat him down and told him that his teeth were his own and not to come back and moan when his teeth either fall out or turn black and that they would unless he got treatment. Did get him reluctantly back in the surgery and he sat their constantly asking the receptionist questions on the size of the drill and whether it would fit in his mouth. I couldn't explain any of this as myself and OH have never needed fillings etc. He did have the option of having gas but when it came to it didn't like it - but got the job done!:rofl:

He was also meant to have an injection at school for tetanus etc and he has totally refused this - what can you do? He's too big now to drag him their and hold him down. Well I guess it's his body and now his lookout and told him so.

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heard on the facebook grapevine that there was a discussion about Brazilians so had to come and have a look!!

Mmmmmm sparklies and colour - i'm thinking a pink heart with rhinestones would look particularly chav like and tasteless

COUNT ME IN :rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:


Thought it was a bit quiet in here ;)

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wondered how long it would be til the moochopers arrived!!
I googled but even on images nothing tasteless appeared - dam!! :sneaky:

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Your not trying hard enough :rofl:

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So how long do the sparklies stay attached :confused: What if you get an itch will they all fall off :confused:

OMG can you imagine getting one of them stuck in ................ you know what i'm stopping there :(

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Please do, we are trying to convince Amy to have this done,

should last a few days ( or so i am told haha ) ;)

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Well don't come crying to me when hubby gets gems stuck in his teeth ;):rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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The only way sparkly things will be attached down there is if I have a freak accident where after the kids have spent the afternoon doing crafts, I have a bath, am naked, fall onto a paperplate covered in glue and then get up again and stumble onto another paperplate covered in sparkley gem things!

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reminds me of a joke I know! :rofl:

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Stranger things have happened ;) hope your feeling a bit happier today x


that being ?

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you really want to know . . . .
Lady with kids is due for her annual "down below" gynae check . . .
The night before she is making pretty glittery things with her kids and then tells them to go upsatirs and get ready for bed, use the bathroom, wash up etc. . .

The next morning she wakes late and is in a bit of a tizz, too late for a shower, but wanting to be "sweet * fragrant" of the nether regions she grabs the facecloth off the sink and has a quick whizz round - so to speak . .

Drops kids at school, off to the Drs, on the couch, pants off - - Dr has a look:

"Oh my Mrs . . . . ., I have seen some sites but thats really pretty!"

Yup - she had used the washcloth the kids had used to wash their hands,, all covered in glitter - so it was all twinkly and sparkly!

Well not really a joke, just a silly story!

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:rofl::rofl:




That gives me an idea ;)

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Feeling much better today, though am now freaking myself out at night as OH is away!

I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!

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Is that with your glittered bits ;) probably freaked him out :rofl:

Good to hear your a little better, wish we had snow, i am the same when OH is away although we do have 3 big dogs :blink:

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pmsl!! sorry! :rofl:

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pmsl i didnt think a comment about ahollywood would start off such a discussion , hahah
:rofl:

the gems stay on usually about a week but can be on up to 3 wks (so i have been told )

they only come off with something oily :eek: so if you all get carried away and smother oil over each others then no more gems , hahha

omg .. i am meant to be a professional and i start off a convo like this :eek:

oh btw - its everything off .. front and back !!! :eek:

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spose if its all bare then they may need the anal bleaching too - just to keep it looking pretty!!!!!

when my ma was younger she had a spangly jumpsuit with a crochet bit around the tummy, she decided to stick a jewel in her belly button one night with copydex . . .for months she was still getting bits of glue out of her navel!!!

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That last sentence explains a lot Carrie :rofl:


Deenailz what other Gems do you have then ;)

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I have a big shiny rock thing :unsure: does that count :confused:

R.

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Not unless it sparkles and is shaven Rich :o

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I can't believe I am actually going to type this, but here goes.....

And comes off with oil.


Oh dear could this conversation get any lower?

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:rofl:

no as Butch hasn't joined in YET :rofl:

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oh as soon as Butch gets a whiff of this thread there will be - oooohhh - let me see..........

A comment about shaven pussies smacking Amy in the face whilst something sitting on her chest is being oiled with Rich's big rock.


Does that sound about right maybe ;)

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thats it lower the tone :rofl: