This has just got to get a laugh somewhere !
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August 12th Moved to our new home in Manitoba. It is so beautiful here. The Prairies are so vast. I cant wait to see the fields covered in snow.
October 14th Manitoba is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all different Colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful farmland And saw some deer, They are so graceful, they certainly are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
November 11th Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous Creature.
December 2nd It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like A postcard. Went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the Driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by, We had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Manitoba.
December 12th More snow last night. I love it, the snowplow did its trick again to the driveway I love it here.
December 19th More snow last night. Could not get out of the driveway to go to work. I am Exhausted shoveling snow. F *@%ing snowplow.
December 22nd More of that white shit fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling Snow. I think that snowplow hides round the corner waiting for me to finish clearing The driveway, Asshole !
December 25th Merry F*@%ing Christmas. More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that S of a B that drives that snow plow, I swear I’ll kill that b#*+!#$d. Don’t know Why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt the f*@%ing snow.
December 27th More white shit last night, been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the Driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. Cant go anywhere, car is Stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman say’s to expect another 10†of The shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10†is ?
December 28th The weatherman was wrong. We got 34†of that white shit this time. At this rate, it wont melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road And that b!#$%*&d came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I had told Him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all that shit he had pushed into my Driveway, I broke my last one over his head.
January 4th Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on way back, A damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car Those F*@%ing beasts should be killed. Wished the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3rd Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting from all the Salt they put all over the road.
May 10th Moved to British Columbia. I cant imagine anyone in their right mind would ever live In that Godforsaken province Manitoba
"This was given to me by my OH's Uncle Doug, he was the Mayor of Portage la Prairie back in the 90's He still lives here."
October 14th Manitoba is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all different Colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful farmland And saw some deer, They are so graceful, they certainly are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
November 11th Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous Creature.
December 2nd It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like A postcard. Went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the Driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by, We had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Manitoba.
December 12th More snow last night. I love it, the snowplow did its trick again to the driveway I love it here.
December 19th More snow last night. Could not get out of the driveway to go to work. I am Exhausted shoveling snow. F *@%ing snowplow.
December 22nd More of that white shit fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling Snow. I think that snowplow hides round the corner waiting for me to finish clearing The driveway, Asshole !
December 25th Merry F*@%ing Christmas. More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that S of a B that drives that snow plow, I swear I’ll kill that b#*+!#$d. Don’t know Why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt the f*@%ing snow.
December 27th More white shit last night, been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the Driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. Cant go anywhere, car is Stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman say’s to expect another 10†of The shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10†is ?
December 28th The weatherman was wrong. We got 34†of that white shit this time. At this rate, it wont melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road And that b!#$%*&d came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I had told Him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all that shit he had pushed into my Driveway, I broke my last one over his head.
January 4th Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on way back, A damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car Those F*@%ing beasts should be killed. Wished the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3rd Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting from all the Salt they put all over the road.
May 10th Moved to British Columbia. I cant imagine anyone in their right mind would ever live In that Godforsaken province Manitoba
"This was given to me by my OH's Uncle Doug, he was the Mayor of Portage la Prairie back in the 90's He still lives here."
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has got PPR yay baby !!!!





Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 518
From: cambridge ON , but originally ...otley, west yorks











pmsl , thats good !! we sorta got the hint of how bad the weather is in manitoba , when we found out half the people bugger off in the winter to live in florida , haha soon went off living there ,
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Swop Manitoba for Saskatchewan and it's the same, except our man on a snow plow does not block us in, he wouldn't dare
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Lloydminster AB







Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,059
From: Alberta











best laugh in days and just think its all due to come back in a few months



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First snows for northern territories given today on CBC 





