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kate white Sep 6th 2008 4:29 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6755836)
Preferably Tall, slim with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

Why you know of one? I seem to have lost mine:thumbdown:

ive got him, he said you were to much to handle:eek:



(do I duck now:rofl:or is Butch going to kill me)

Butch Cassidy Sep 6th 2008 4:30 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by kate white (Post 6755853)
ive got him, he said you were to much to handle:eek:



(do I duck now:rofl:or is Butch going to kill me)

No mine was definitely a SHE:p

kate white Sep 6th 2008 4:33 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 
are you sure:confused: he said he knew you BIG BOY

Butch Cassidy Sep 6th 2008 4:34 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by kate white (Post 6755867)
are you sure:confused: he said he knew you BIG BOY

Nope this definitely a case of mistaken identity:o

kate white Sep 6th 2008 4:43 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 
:rofl:OK if you say so my deepest apology sir:o

moondevil Sep 6th 2008 5:10 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6755836)
Preferably Tall, slim with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

Why you know of one? I seem to have lost mine:thumbdown:

CAN i order one of these in a male version :eek:

saskia65 Sep 6th 2008 5:20 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6755836)
Preferably Tall, slim with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

Why you know of one? I seem to have lost mine:thumbdown:

How careless of you. Where did you have her last?

YYZlover Sep 6th 2008 5:21 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by Paradisefound (Post 6754647)
I have not found one yet and I have had a problem all my life it's called Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome. http://www.sleepdisorderchannel.com/dsps/index.shtml
On average I sleep 3hrs in 24, great for getting lots done, but it can be extremely frustrating and not only for me. When I was pregnant and in the hospital they realised they had never seen me sleeping unfortunately. They tried everything including sleeping tablets, even though I had told them they just made me even more alert while I am awake in the night. They gave up in the end and fortunately let me be.

One good thing is that I never suffer from jet lag. One bad thing is I can never sleep if I have had a drink.

Melatonin does help, but I found it had too much of a calming effect throughout the day. I am quite hyper and found that was alien to me so I only took it for a few days. Everyone else thought it was great.

WOW! Not that I believe in self diagnosis but looking at the link and reading through the pages I am just sat here nodding.

Sleeping pills wake me up.
Forcing me to change my body clock makes me depressed and eat less or more.
Unless depressed, I sleep a normal 7-8 hours.

It doesn't matter if I have had 12 hours or 3 hours sleep. It's not until 3pm CET that my brain starts kicking in to full gear. That's 9am in Toronto.

I must have complete darkness when I sleep.

I have been like this my entire life. While in Toronto, getting out of the house at 7am is quite refreshing and feels fine.




I get jetlag if I try to adot to GMT 0/+1 timezones but if I follow my normal body clock I have no problem with jetlag going west to Toronto and NYC as I'm already living in that timezone in my body and in L.A. I'm a real early bird.

YYZlover Sep 6th 2008 5:24 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by moondevil (Post 6755961)
CAN i order one of these in a male version :eek:

I'll have two please.

Butch Cassidy Sep 6th 2008 6:41 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6755991)
How careless of you. Where did you have her last?

On the rug:p

saskia65 Sep 6th 2008 6:56 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6756181)
On the rug:p

Well..maybe you should look there first?

Do they come in other sizes, sexes and colours?

I'd like a male version, circa six foot....with an excellent bedside manner.
Can I order online, and do you accept MasterCard?
Thanks.

YYZlover Sep 6th 2008 7:10 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 
If this thread carrie son like this, insomnia will be the last thing anyone of us will be thinking of.

HAHAHAHAHA

saskia65 Sep 6th 2008 7:11 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by YYZlover (Post 6756272)
If this thread carrie son like this, insomnia will be the last thing anyone of us will be thinking of.

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm ahead of you.

Cold shower calls....:rofl:

Butch Cassidy Sep 6th 2008 7:29 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6756276)
I'm giving head are you?

Cold shower calls....:rofl:

Will you BEHAVE:frown:

saskia65 Sep 6th 2008 7:32 am

Re: Guaranteed cures for insomnia...
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6756321)
Will you BEHAVE:frown:

I refer you sir, to Steve P's beer thread.
You clearly have your virtual wires crossed.:mad:


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