Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
#1
Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
Hey!
I'm getting married in just over two weeks and wondered if any of you would like to share any tips for my speech - I'm the groom, BTW!
<awaits responses such as "there's still time to back out", "don't do it" etc>
I'm getting married in just over two weeks and wondered if any of you would like to share any tips for my speech - I'm the groom, BTW!
<awaits responses such as "there's still time to back out", "don't do it" etc>
#2
Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
Compliment your new mother-in-law by saying something like "I'm looking forward to getting older with new wife, expecially if she turns into a ravishing minx of a MILF like her mother over there. Raaarrrrr."
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Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
I like this. Make sure you make the shocker hand symbol too.
#4
Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
was at a wedding at the weekend and the groom used the old "10 words a woman uses and what they really mean" quote.
Grnated lots of people have heard it - but it ALWAYS raises a laugh, and if you throw in some little persoal anecdotes along with each one then you're onto a winner
http://www.pages2send.com/womenswords/
Grnated lots of people have heard it - but it ALWAYS raises a laugh, and if you throw in some little persoal anecdotes along with each one then you're onto a winner
http://www.pages2send.com/womenswords/
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Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
ask if anyone knows the football results.
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Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
how about any amusing anecdotes from your first date or how you first met? I remember the groom's speech at a university friend's wedding where they both met - he fell for her before she got struck by cupid, and he remembered fondly how she reacted when he first suggested going for a quick coffee, to which she replied shaking her head 'erm...naah, I don't think so, thanks anyway, but I'd better be going now' and scurried away leaving him quite crestfallen. It got some good laffs - even from the bride as she recalled the moment she cut him down to size.
#7
Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
When you get up, say you didn't expect to have to do a speech and have nothing prepared then recite John Cooper Clarke's (I Married a) Monster from Outer Space.
#9
Re: Groom's speech tips / gags? :)
Just don't start it with, "as fat birds go..." and you should be alright.