Funny exam answers
I'm not knocking our students as we have an excellent record of education but I got sent this and thought it was genuinely funny... I think our Brit wit is coming through in some of them for sure :D
The following questions and answers were collected from last year’s GCSE exams, and are are genuine responses!! Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Sociology Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Biology Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A] Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does “varicose” mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.” A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas. English Q: Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to show you understand it’s meaning. A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. Q: What does the word “benign” mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. |
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nice one :D :D :D
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Ah, yes. These again. The same ones do the rounds every year. Doubt any of it is real.
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These anwers deserve an A* for sheer creativity, whit and sometimes logic.
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Originally Posted by cov-canuck
Ah, yes. These again. The same ones do the rounds every year. Doubt any of it is real.
.. could be an adult with crappy handwriting though :rolleyes: |
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lol. fab stuff :D
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