I have a junk email folder full of notifications offering me freebies. $3oo groceries from Loblaws, Sony Vaio, laptops, etc etc. Are any of them likely to be real??

No. Next question?

Are you sure?? There are so many I am beginning to doubt my reason. I delete them all but I can feel this little greedy god sitting on my shoulder, saying "open one, just to see, go on, you know you want to"....

Just do it, pet. You'll find you have the amazing opportunity to enter a free competition to win whatever and all you have to do is send your home address etc. to some very nice people abroad.

So you've done it then! hah. I thought maybe it was a consumer survey?? I do know people who have won stuff doing those. There must be a free lunch somewhere in life.

Well, I'm basing my opinion on free sex sites of course.

And on that note...........

Whahey, Geordie lad. S'gannin aalreet? lang time since wev taaked.

Y'aaaalreet kidda ???

Nice to speak again........

Been busy trying to get the house finished/sold before the big shunt across the pond!!

It's easier selling a Premier League abortion than a house at the minute !!!

True. Too true.

It's heartwarming that Joe thinks Barton will make all the difference though.

Great isn't it ???

It's abso 'bloody' lutely ludicrous the way Fatty and Ratface have back-heeled the place.

You never know -you mind find NUFC offered as a prize on one of the junk emails this thread refers to !!!

Thats a good reason for not opening the emails then

As good a reason as you're going to get !!!

Ooh. Hurts, that.