Is foot size related too... Well, you know.
Sep 20th 2007, 4:24 am
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Is foot size related too... Well, you know.
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,
'Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
The woman replied, 'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!'
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,
'Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
The woman replied, 'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!'
Sep 20th 2007, 5:33 am
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Re: Is foot size related too... Well, you know.
Sep 20th 2007, 7:36 am
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Re: Is foot size related too... Well, you know.
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,
'Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
The woman replied, 'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!'
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,
'Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
The woman replied, 'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!'
Sep 20th 2007, 7:39 am
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Re: Is foot size related too... Well, you know.
maybe he was 'down at heel'
Sep 20th 2007, 7:42 am
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I've got 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NOT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NOT!
Sep 20th 2007, 8:34 am
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