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Old Jan 26th 2010 | 11:49 pm
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Originally Posted by spankysparkle
you are right, frogs are a bit useless. at least you can ride elephants, or teach them tricks. they make fine pets. just don't let them into the house.
Having considerable experience of shovelling horse shit, I'd think twice about getting a domestic elephant.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 2:39 am
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Originally Posted by AmyDavid
I rearrange mine onto the pages of Kijiji.
Just before moving over here, I rearranged mine on Ebay...

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A Chinese woman I used to work with said that if you have wide nostrils you will be poor as all the money will fall out. In light of this I suggest a peg on the nose.
Makes mental note to stop using the breath-rite nasal strips in a bid to increase how much spare cash we have...
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 2:42 am
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I picked up a couple of guys in my cab the other day from the BC Lottery Corporation here in Kamloops. I over heard them talking about how they rigged this weeks 6/49 machine to generate specific numbers. I made a note of the numbers they were talking about, 7 18 29 31 41 45 but please don't tell too many people. It's best to gamble about $20 so it doesn't look to obvious when you collect your winnings.
 
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Having considerable experience of shovelling horse shit, I'd think twice about getting a domestic elephant.
Getting rid of shit is good practice for your (unlikely) elevation to Moderator.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 6:07 am
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Originally Posted by Danny B
I picked up a couple of guys in my cab the other day from the BC Lottery Corporation here in Kamloops. I over heard them talking about how they rigged this weeks 6/49 machine to generate specific numbers. I made a note of the numbers they were talking about, 7 18 29 31 41 45 but please don't tell too many people. It's best to gamble about $20 so it doesn't look to obvious when you collect your winnings.
Two thirds of that is prime advice. Many thanks.

But if you drive a cab, wouldn't you like to win as well?
 
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Two thirds of that is prime advice. Many thanks.

But if you drive a cab, wouldn't you like to win as well?
I assume he'd like to be a Doctor.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 6:18 am
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I assume he'd like to be a Doctor.
He is a doctor but moved to Canada for a better life.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 12:19 pm
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I know all of you regular lags think I was taking the mickey with these questions, but I have a friend who's cousin tried Feng Shui and won the big one in Germany.

I've come to the realization that science isn't the answer to everything and barren number theory doesn't explain why my friend's cousin (who used to live in Battenburg, but now has emigrated to San Moreno) won the big one just by rearranging the furniture and buying an elephant.

She has lots of room for it in her new house too.

So.... I've moved the bathtub away from the bog to make more space for the chi to flow and I've geo-engineered a sloping hill behind the house.

This represents a considerable investment of course, so I've only got enough left for one shot at the Lotto tonight.

But it's absolutely bound to be the winner. And then you'll all be laughing on the other side of your faces.
 
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
I know all of you regular lags think I was taking the mickey with these questions, but I have a friend who's cousin tried Feng Shui and won the big one in Germany.

I've come to the realization that science isn't the answer to everything and barren number theory doesn't explain why my friend's cousin (who used to live in Battenburg, but now has emigrated to San Moreno) won the big one just by rearranging the furniture and buying an elephant.

She has lots of room for it in her new house too.

So.... I've moved the bathtub away from the bog to make more space for the chi to flow and I've geo-engineered a sloping hill behind the house.

This represents a considerable investment of course, so I've only got enough left for one shot at the Lotto tonight.

But it's absolutely bound to be the winner. And then you'll all be laughing on the other side of your faces.
I'm not laughing, I am your frieennnndd
 
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
Two thirds of that is prime advice. Many thanks.

But if you drive a cab, wouldn't you like to win as well?
I am content with my life here in Canada, winning millions would make my life a misery and force me to emmigrate back to England.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 12:33 pm
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Originally Posted by fledermaus
I'm not laughing, I am your frieennnndd
Ha! You're just trying to wheedle your way into a cut of my fortune! I know your type.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 12:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Danny B
I am content with my life here in Canada, winning millions would make my life a misery and force me to emmigrate back to England.
At least you would be able to afford spelling lessons.
 
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Ha! You're just trying to wheedle your way into a cut of my fortune! I know your type.
 
Old Jan 27th 2010 | 12:44 pm
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Originally Posted by fledermaus
According to my sources among the Feng Shui cognescenti, those emoticons are in completely the wrong order if you want to win the Lotto for yourself.
 
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