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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
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3) Ich Bin ein berliner That explains a great deal. |
Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 8285280)
That's pure sophistry. I just want to make a few permutations in the placement of the furniture to make sure I win.
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Flossie and Jim
(Post 8285302)
Here you go (I was a little bored).....
http://www.rising-dragon.co.uk/artic...e-it-lucky.htm .....or how about this one..... http://www.ehow.com/how_4455591_numb...ually-win.html .....and here's your ultimate answer..... http://auroragize.com/lotto.aspx "Give Yourself Some Support – an ideal Feng Shui house would have a gentle hill behind it for support and to keep the wealth energy in. If you don’t have this, or you live in a flat, you can symbolise the supportive hill by placing a Dragon Headed Tortoise statue in the rear of your home." It just so happens that I'm a bit short of Dragon Headed Tortoises at the mo'. Can anyone do better? |
Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 8285322)
But you've got to play tactically. How else do you set yourself apart from the other lottery plebs.
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 8285328)
By winning of course. Don't you know anything?
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 8285336)
No, my numbers never come up - I always thought I was unlucky, but maybe it's cos I'm crap at lotteries.
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
...If you want to insure wealth you must always put the toilet lid back down - I think that's got something to do with Feng Shui?
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
I've come up with a new really good scheme based on the fascinating insights in this article....
http://www.leylines.org/ Why don't we here more about these things from the Federal Conservatives, that's what I'd like to know? |
Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by bsmith
(Post 8285358)
...If you want to insure wealth you must always put the toilet lid back down - I think that's got something to do with Feng Shui?
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 8285369)
I think that's health, not wealth. Health in the sense of not being hen-picked to death.
...I can see your point, but facts is facts! |
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Re: Feng Shui Advice?
get yourself a money frog and place it at the front door facing in. every day before you leave the house you must get down on all fours and give the frog a big, fat, sloppy kiss.
if you don't win the lotto, perhaps the frog will turn into a wealthy royal totally devoted to you and your money problems will be over. |
Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Frogs, nah Feng Shui is all about Elephants, bah! frogs? think BIIIG! ;)
"GOOD LUCK - Feng Shui practitioners will place a pair of elephants with their trunks up the front door to bring good fortune and strength to the family. " http://fengshui.stellarweb.biz/elephants.htm Hope you have a big house, Nelly and her mate take up a bit of space...HTH :D |
Re: Feng Shui Advice?
Originally Posted by SirTainly
(Post 8286474)
Frogs, nah Feng Shui is all about Elephants, bah! frogs? think BIIIG! ;)
"GOOD LUCK - Feng Shui practitioners will place a pair of elephants with their trunks up the front door to bring good fortune and strength to the family. " http://fengshui.stellarweb.biz/elephants.htm Hope you have a big house, Nelly and her mate take up a bit of space...HTH :D |
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