FlirtyKnickers

This has got me thinking...remember to one when Father Jack 'died'...excellent!!!

ukecadet

That would be Father Paul Stone.I love the bit where his Mother give's Ted the painting of Paul and Ted together.I've been having a bit of a Father Ted fest this week.

ireland2canada

oh dear god, I had forgotten the caravan one!
That's my weekend sorted then.

DAVIE_MAC

Some class ones:

Mrs. Doyle: Father Jack what do you say to a wee cup?
Jack: **** off cup!


Father Dougal: Our Father, who art in heaven...
Father Ted: Hallowed.
Father Dougal: Hallowed be thy..
Father Ted: Name.
Father Dougal: Papa don't preach...


Mrs Doyle: They were a bit obsessed with the old...S-E-X. God I'm glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?


Mrs. Doyle: Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.
Father Ted: What! How dare you!
Pat (raising an enormous adjustable spanner): Yes, too big for the milk float

Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there.

& Finaly:


(shouting at a large crowd of elderly ladies) Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!

Tuppence

I love the one where Mrs Doyle falls out the window. Can't find a clip

Zoe Bell

isn't that every episode?

ireland2canada

I think it's the 'racist' episode? Even if it's not, still damn funny. I can't help laughing away to myself - people around are starting to realise that my work can't be that funny

rwin

The racist one is the best. Or the parts I've seen anyway. That box set can't come too soon.

FlirtyKnickers

Another good one is the time the priests got stuck on the Lingerie floor of a department store, very funny

Zoe Bell

It's Ireland's largest you know !!!

<cue the music from the great escape>

classic

FlirtyKnickers

Icarus

fantastic Father Ted ,, i did see that on Youtube recently

FlirtyKnickers

No, just remember it from TV..but im checking Youtube right now

Icarus

Icarus

Alan Partridge i also enjoy