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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:18 pm
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meant to be putting in a new kitchen so we can sell the house but its all gone wrong. Nothing is fitting like it should,i am out of my depth,bomb site no exagerationNew plan i have decided to get drunk instead.
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:21 pm
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too much wine have submitted two threads
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:42 pm
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meant to be putting in a new kitchen so we can sell the house but its all gone wrong. Nothing is fitting like it should,i am out of my depth,bomb site no exagerationNew plan i have decided to get drunk instead.
Home Depot. Card on the Trades board. Call. Pay $$. Finish the wine.
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:46 pm
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Originally Posted by dingbat
Home Depot. Card on the Trades board. Call. Pay $$. Finish the wine.
she won't let me
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:48 pm
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she won't let me
give her enough wine to make her pass out then call
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:51 pm
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give her enough wine to make her pass out then call
Bribe her with the promise of a Next shopping expedition.
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 7:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Elaine B.
give her enough wine to make her pass out then call
gonna need more wine
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Originally Posted by dingbat
Bribe her with the promise of a Next shopping expedition.
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Old Apr 5th 2008, 8:02 pm
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meant to be putting in a new kitchen so we can sell the house but its all gone wrong. Nothing is fitting like it should,i am out of my depth,bomb site no exagerationNew plan i have decided to get drunk instead.
What he forgot to say was "it'll be ok I will fit it myself rather than pay somebody loads of £ and it will be fine", that was 6 weeks ago.....................

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My Dad often got called in to help finish installing kitchens. Apparently every man has one kitchen installation in him, after that he knows better

Buy free standing from IKEA or marry a joiner
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Will consider that next time!!
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Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
Will consider that next time!!


Hand him the paracetamol and the phone tomorrow morning!

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poor buggerwhy is it when a man gets hold of tools he thinks he can fix everything in the house only to end up getting someone else in to finish the jobhave another drink love you wont feel the mrs hands round your neck
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Karma buddy. You can't knock a trier.
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Originally Posted by daft batty
Apparently every man has one kitchen installation in him, after that he knows better
This is so true.

To my credit, it worked out fine, but I'll never try it again.
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